Getaway to Garowe:

[Abdisamad]

@Abdalla
So what happened, who scared all the Scandinavian birds away?

 

[Crow]

Waryaa. Don't ask the girl upfront like that..you just sneak in smoothly and if she asks you just say you accidentally ended up in her luuq. Once you're in she cannot kick you out since you play out the guest card ;-)

You're a rapist.

 

[Abdisamad]

You're a rapist.

No more like a smooth operator sxb..Never ask a girl upfront can I get into your luuq.. She'll think you're a goofy..

 

[Ugaaso]

@Ugaaso

I guess she's not kind to uninvited guests like you

you're ruining my good girl image!

 

[Abdisamad]

You look like this, asking for permission to enter the luuq.

 

[Abdisamad]

you're ruining my good girl image!

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[Ugaaso]

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you're doing damage control miya?

 

[Abdisamad]

you're doing damage control miya?

No. I really mean it

 

[halwa]

Let me tag @halwa just in case you try this with her.

Thank you for having my back

Don’t ever smile or be sweet to men or else they will just slide into your DMs. Always keep a poker face deamenor on to keep men like @Abdisamad3 away.

They are luuq slitherers. I have 4 isbaarooyin to keep him away from slithering in.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

You've gone through soooo much with this man, sis. Didn't he lie about his height and income too?

Sis he also lied about marrying his first cousin in Galkacayo. She's currently pregnant with his 4th child.


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[Ugaaso]

Sis he also lied about marrying his first cousin in Galkacayo. She's currently pregnant with his 4th child.


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I know how you feel!! my instagram bea is rer mudug is nacaaaay!

 

[Abdisamad]

Thank you for having my back

Don’t ever smile or be sweet to men or else they will just slide into your DMs. Always keep a poker face deamenor on to keep men like @Abdisamad3 away.

They are luuq slitherers. I have 4 isbaarooyin to keep him away from slithering in.

Keep chasing us away and cry later on when you reach 40+ about not being able to find a suitable husband

 

[kickz]

Keep chasing us away and cry later on when you reach 40+ about not being able to find a suitable husband

Nah you are thinking of @Ugaaso,
@halwa has plenty of suitors

 

[Libaaxseendheer]

Garowe jecliya, alla jecliya. Siiba habeenada inaan flames ku caweeyo

 

[Abdisamad]

Nah you are thinking of @Ugaaso,
@halwa has plenty of suitors

@Ugaaso
Only chases away the goofies sxb

 

[Ugaaso]

Nah you are thinking of @Ugaaso,
@halwa has plenty of suitors

Midget xanqsan!

 

[kickz]

Midget xanqsan!

Is that the Somali word for hunk?

 

[halwa]

Keep chasing us away and cry later on when you reach 40+ about not being able to find a suitable husband

What’s better than being 40 and single?