Get ready to be drafted

[Danakiil]

 

[Somali Saayid]

I hold dual citizenship so I claim exemption.

 

[Danakiil]

I hold dual citizenship so I claim exemption.

You can't claim exemption from a world war nigga. You're coming to the front lines with the rest of us

 

[Somali Saayid]

You can't claim exemption from a world war nigga. You're coming to the front lines with the rest of us

I'll ask my the ambassador to get me a spot at the embassy so I can claim diplomatic immunity.

 

[JackieBurkhart]

Bye boys. Thanks for being such good patriots.

 

[Khaem]

You can't get drafted if your entire country gets nuked in a day.

 

[Danakiil]

Bye boys. Thanks for being such good patriots.

Hahahahaa you think 4 waves of Feminism aint pulling your ass to the front lines with us too? Welcome, sister in arms! Destination? Donbas!

 

[Danakiil]

You can't get drafted if your entire country gets nuked in a day.

Nuclear winter was proven to be a BS theory. How is nuclear winter possible when we've already nuked the planet thousands of times with everything still caadi to this day? Watch this video for context.




P:S, check out 3:52 specifically. Some fuckery

 

[Somali Saayid]

 

[Somali Saayid]

The last one is @JackieBurkhart and co waving us off.

 

[Somali Saayid]

Bye boys. Thanks for being such good patriots.

Your gonna have to pack our MREs and work the factories pumping out tanks and guns. Be a good patriot and slip in some ketchup.

 

[JackieBurkhart]

Hahahahaa you think 4 waves of Feminism aint pulling your ass to the front lines with us too? Welcome, sister in arms! Destination? Donbas!

Not me:

 

[Yaraye]

Like I said before: what a beautiful time to be a woman~~~~~~~
There is nothing in this world I would trade for to be a woman~~~

Why would i want to be a man? They have to pay the bills, handle the physical shaqo, and go to war looooooool!

 

[JackieBurkhart]

@Yaraye, these men think women go to war. We're delicate and feminine.
Besides, my hands have never seen a day of hard labour in their life.

 

[Yaraye]

@Yaraye, these men think women go to war. We're delicate and feminine.
Besides, my hands have never seen a day of hard labour in their life.

me too! I can barely open the glass container of a jam sometimes

 

[JackieBurkhart]

me too! I can barely open the glass container of a jam sometimes

I'm not fit for that life, I'm gonna be a professional gold digger.

 

[naj953]

Americans once the Chechen niggas arrive:

 

[JackieBurkhart]

Americans once the Chechen niggas arrive:

Please, America's experts at committing heinous war crimes. We would make Hitler look harmless.

 

[Basra]

Woe is Putin who is defeated,
Victory is Zelensky who is Delighted,
Russia the mighty has fallen,
Ukraine the Brave has Swollen,
America the Brave, & Free has Conquered!

 

[Yaraye]

I'm not fit for that life, I'm gonna be a professional gold digger.

Cinderella dream~~~~