Royalflush
novacane
one time in the gym i was on the treadmill and this indian lady- wallahi she looked deranged just smiling and laughing for no reason, she came to a treadmill and she had an iPad where she was watching some pop songs.
so with the crazy look on her face she starts running full sprint and then I hear a slap slap slap because her gigantic naaso start clapping against each other. Lmao the whole gym went quiet and started staring at her.
then she goes and starts screaming while she’s running cuz she can’t firm the sprint and comes off
she does this like 5 times and a cadaan lady next to me is like “these damn curry heads never wear bras”


so with the crazy look on her face she starts running full sprint and then I hear a slap slap slap because her gigantic naaso start clapping against each other. Lmao the whole gym went quiet and started staring at her.
then she goes and starts screaming while she’s running cuz she can’t firm the sprint and comes off
she does this like 5 times and a cadaan lady next to me is like “these damn curry heads never wear bras”


