French is a disgusting and painful language.

[Maximus]

I can only understand it in its written form.

How can a beautiful and euphonious language branch like Romance create an evil and snotty son?

EDIT: This is what old Frankish (predecessor to French) used to sound like
not bad, It sounds like Saxon

 

[Xasusi]

French is a beautiful language

 

[Toriye]

This is my favorite foreign track, happens to be french