Radical
Joined: 2025
This will be my final post on this forum, because I'm heading to the most qaxooti places I can find, isolating myself from the internet and any form of electricity. And come back as not just a man but a better man (kinda like Bruce Wayne)
Who is a fob?
When you hear the word Fob what comes to your mind? A weird third-world guy who speaks broken English who'd kill every gaal in a heartbeat while brushing with a stick might be my guess.
But to me he is the ultimate alpha-male, he can be friendly, smart but not too smart, funny and he is afraid of nothing well except for those deportation papers. But there is one thing he is exceptionally good at and that my friends is the game of courtship.
Fob is the boogeyman of The somali community, ready to steal your girl at any sign of weakness from your side.
Sometimes you can do everything right and still lose out to Fob because in that moment Fob's shukansi skills and confidence was higher than yours. Nothing you can do about it, most halimos will always be attracted to him
The point of the fob is to remind you that self improvement is a journey, not a goal. Your work never ends. Your goals must always come first. There is no time to waste, because Fob isn't wasting time: he's wearing his macawis right now, Chewing qaat, texting your girl right now, making her wet with that perfect af-somali and that abayo shit as we speak. He's watching. Waiting. Always looming. Spinning plates like he invented it and ready to milk your girl like naaso-geel
He's a reminder to never become complacent. Every day you wake up is a day you need to maintain frame and be awesome, because that's what Fob Thunderguus is doing. Every single day.
But he's also the Macalin: he's an inspiration. He's the goal you'll never achieve. He's the great motivator in your life, always out of reach but never out of sight. He's the shining beacon of what you could achieve, if you dedicate your life to improving. Like a father, he will show you the way. He will never leave you without direction. He will always remind you of your potential and your purpose.
Whenever I come across a problem, I ask myself what would that Fob sitting at the cafe would do? He's the rock you use to maintain your frame in the face of adversity. He's the person you look to when faced with a problem.
The most important thing to remember is that we're not really competing with the Fob, He's fictional. We're really competing with each other. Fob could be anyone, so you must never break frame. Through Fob is the only way to learn our ancient geeljire ways, we should all accept that daqan-celis to somalia even if that means guarding those goats and sheep like our life depends on it in order to better ourselves, pushing to new undiscovered heights of shukansi and creating a fobboy mansion of our very own
Fear Fob, but never let that fear control you. Aspire to be Fob, but accept the fact that you'll always be a distant second to him. But don't make him your enemy, don't be a hater. He's just playing the game, and he's too busy conquering halimoland himself to spare a single thought over your jealousy and envy.
You'll never come across the problem of achieving your goals and being left directionless. The Fob will always be there, reminding you that self improvement for its own sake is a worthy goal for any man.
Always push to be better, never lose sight of your goals. Use Fob mentality to build confidence and tighten up your game. (stay the f*ck away from khat tho)
Good luck my fellow farax's. And Happy hunno hunting.
Who is a fob?
When you hear the word Fob what comes to your mind? A weird third-world guy who speaks broken English who'd kill every gaal in a heartbeat while brushing with a stick might be my guess.
But to me he is the ultimate alpha-male, he can be friendly, smart but not too smart, funny and he is afraid of nothing well except for those deportation papers. But there is one thing he is exceptionally good at and that my friends is the game of courtship.
Fob is the boogeyman of The somali community, ready to steal your girl at any sign of weakness from your side.
Sometimes you can do everything right and still lose out to Fob because in that moment Fob's shukansi skills and confidence was higher than yours. Nothing you can do about it, most halimos will always be attracted to him
The point of the fob is to remind you that self improvement is a journey, not a goal. Your work never ends. Your goals must always come first. There is no time to waste, because Fob isn't wasting time: he's wearing his macawis right now, Chewing qaat, texting your girl right now, making her wet with that perfect af-somali and that abayo shit as we speak. He's watching. Waiting. Always looming. Spinning plates like he invented it and ready to milk your girl like naaso-geel
He's a reminder to never become complacent. Every day you wake up is a day you need to maintain frame and be awesome, because that's what Fob Thunderguus is doing. Every single day.
But he's also the Macalin: he's an inspiration. He's the goal you'll never achieve. He's the great motivator in your life, always out of reach but never out of sight. He's the shining beacon of what you could achieve, if you dedicate your life to improving. Like a father, he will show you the way. He will never leave you without direction. He will always remind you of your potential and your purpose.
Whenever I come across a problem, I ask myself what would that Fob sitting at the cafe would do? He's the rock you use to maintain your frame in the face of adversity. He's the person you look to when faced with a problem.
The most important thing to remember is that we're not really competing with the Fob, He's fictional. We're really competing with each other. Fob could be anyone, so you must never break frame. Through Fob is the only way to learn our ancient geeljire ways, we should all accept that daqan-celis to somalia even if that means guarding those goats and sheep like our life depends on it in order to better ourselves, pushing to new undiscovered heights of shukansi and creating a fobboy mansion of our very own
Fear Fob, but never let that fear control you. Aspire to be Fob, but accept the fact that you'll always be a distant second to him. But don't make him your enemy, don't be a hater. He's just playing the game, and he's too busy conquering halimoland himself to spare a single thought over your jealousy and envy.
You'll never come across the problem of achieving your goals and being left directionless. The Fob will always be there, reminding you that self improvement for its own sake is a worthy goal for any man.
Always push to be better, never lose sight of your goals. Use Fob mentality to build confidence and tighten up your game. (stay the f*ck away from khat tho)
Good luck my fellow farax's. And Happy hunno hunting.
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