First IVF clinic opens in Hargeisa in response to low sperm counts among the local khat addicted men

[Crow]

Due to the serious khat epidemic, the men of Somaliland have been tragically rendered infertile. They were previously importing sperm donations from India but donations are now open to all strong, young men from all Somali clans.
@Yonis would you like the honour of making the first donation from beesha Majeerteen?

 

[Crow]

I heard Morgan has pledged a donation.

What a generous man! He already donated so much during his 'fruitful' stay in Hargeisa.

 

[Libaaxseendheer]

Wow

 

[SirLancelLord]

Only someone from PL can make medical innovativions in Somaliland a laughing matter. I can see the envy, as all you're hospitals are still underdeveloped we get allot of people from PL come to burco for dialysis

 

[repo]

It can't be the khat since there are studies indicating khat increases sperm count and motility. This might be a natural case of laangaabnimo instead.

Khat is considered a psychoactive drug and has many side effects on different parts of the body organs. In this study the effects of khat on sperm count and motility in parent mice and their offspring were investigated. Animals were divided into two groups, Group 1 (khat group) contained twelve male and twelve female mice, and they were given a daily dose of (50mg/kg) body weight khat extract by gastric gavage for four and eight weeks. Group 2 (control group) also contained twelve male and twelve female mice and received normal access of food and water. After four weeks of treatment, the males and females were allowed to mate and khat treatment continued for up to another four weeks.

Twenty four male offspring from group 1 and group 2 were selected randomly and allowed to become mature. Male parent mice were killed at the 4th and 8th weeks of treatment, and their male offspring were killed when they reached maturity age (6-8weeks). Physiological examination of the sperm solution showed that there was a significant increase in sperm count and motility after 4 and 8 weeks of khat treatment, and in their adult offspring. Furthermore, histological changes were found in testicular sections of the adult male mice.

The Effect of Chronic Khat Consumption on Sperm Count and Motility in Parent Mice and Their Offspring

 

[Crow]

It can't be the khat since there are studies indicating khat increases sperm count and motility. This might be a natural case of laangaabnimo instead.

Thanks for ruining my thread.

 

[GBTarmy]

It can't be the khat since there are studies indicating khat increases sperm count and motility. This might be a natural case of laangaabnimo instead.

This study says otherwise.

.When chewers spendmost of their income on khat away from their families, they fail as breadwinners and decision makers. Moreover, consumers of khat fail as men when they spend most of the day in the feminine space of private homes and khat cafés. Khat also challenges male identity when it causes impotency and the involuntary loss of semen (spermatorrhoea) whereby men loose the ability to reproduce the Somali people.12 Moreover, the loss of masculinity is also seen in the widespread belief that consumers are weak, that they have lost their muscles, have bad teeth, and suffer from various diseases. Among chewers, the loss of potency and semen is also of great concern. Many chewers tell stories of how they have lost their semen when going to the toilet, and how they have been unable to satisfy their wives because of khat.13

There is a minority that says it does the reverse for them

However, there are also consumers who argue that khat increases their sexual performance and that it is simply a matter of finding the right khat that goes well with your blood type in order prevent the negative and emphasise the positive effects.14

https://pdfs.semanticscholar.org/eef6/91e236224f7703f5296476d79ebc3a332070.pdf

 

[repo]

This study says otherwise.



There is a minority that says it does the reverse for them

https://pdfs.semanticscholar.org/eef6/91e236224f7703f5296476d79ebc3a332070.pdf

This part really made me laugh.

In Somaliland, the link between Islam and khat is mostly reflected in marketing strategies applied by various khat importers. For example, the main importer brands his khat under the name of 571, which refers to the year the prophet Mohammed was born (cf.Anderson et al., 2007:59). Similarly, another khat brand, now out-competed during a price war with the 571 brand, was marketed under the name of B611, which refers to the year when the prophet Mohammed received his first revelation.

 

[Crow]

This thread deserves a second life.

 

[Helios]

This thread deserves a second life.

Sincity killed it kkkk

 

[Lander]

I guarantee you that Kufsi Land will be coping this within the next five years.

 

[FBIsomalia]

I guarantee you that Kufsi Land will be coping this within the next five years.

state will always be role model to us .

 

[Prime Minister]

I guarantee you that Kufsi Land will be coping this within the next five years.

That's no way to speak of Somaliland. There's other ways to cope than take drugs like khat.

 

[Odkac WRLD]

Hol up imma make a donation.

 

[Karim]

Artificial insemination procedures might be new to Hargeisa but Morgan and Gaani already had their field day with the women of that region. Women of khatLand always complained how severely impotent their men had become; Morgan, Gaani and their soldiers had to come to their rescue and initiate mass natural Insemination procedures. I would say they were successful, many locals were grateful for their contribution.

 

[Abdisamad]

Due to the serious khat epidemic, the men of Somaliland have been tragically rendered infertile. They were previously importing sperm donations from India but donations are now open to all strong, young men from all Somali clans.
@Yonis would you like the honour of making the first donation from beesha Majeerteen?

@Odkac WRLD this is your chance man

 

[Odkac WRLD]

@Odkac WRLD this is your chance man

I will have 100 grandkids, like how Adeer Mac Miller said....

 

[Odkac WRLD]

Artificial insemination procedures might be new to Hargeisa but Morgan and Gaani already had their field day with the women of that region. Women of khatLand always complained how severely impotent their men had become; Morgan, Gaani and their soldiers had to come to their rescue and initiate mass natural Insemination procedures. I would say they were successful, many locals were grateful for their contribution.

Is this shit real?

 

[Gadhwayne]

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I will have 100 grandkids, like how Adeer Mac Miller said....

Wait ...how can you do that when you got PTSD after dropping the soap in front of Haawiye and Isaaq thugs locked up with you in juvie

 

[Odkac WRLD]

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Wait ...how can you do that when you got PTSD after dropping the soap in front of Haawiye and Isaaq thugs locked up with you in juvie

Nigga you just do not stop.