Faraxs, what are you looking for in a Xalimo

[Sumaaya]

If her food tastes bad but she has made it with good intention and love I won't judge her.. I might even teach her how to cook my favorite dishes

What if she serves you cereal for lunch?

 

[Abdisamad]

What if she serves you cereal for lunch?

If she's cute when she's serving it I won't kick her out lol

 

[Revolutionary]

What if she serves you cereal for lunch?

If she serves it for breakfast all is well

 

[Abdisamad]

@Sumaaya
Are good at cooking? Will your husband develop a belly as result of your cooking?

 

[Sumaaya]

@Sumaaya
Are good at cooking? Will your husband develop a belly as result of your cooking?

Well when I cook for my Mum she finishes it all but then when I ask her how is tasted, she looks me like this and says "it was bland"

My Dad on the other hand eats it all and says "Abo macaan bu aha"



So, I don't know. You be the judge lol

 

[Abdisamad]

Well when I cook for my Mum she finishes it all but then when I ask her how is tasted, she looks me like this and says "it was bland"

My Dad on the other hand eats it all and says "Abo macaan bu aha"



So, I don't know. You be the judge lol

What do you cook? I hate poorly seasoned or dry food.. Can you believe some Somalis boil salmon and then fry it

 

[Sumaaya]

What do you cook? I hate poorly seasoned or dry food.. Can you believe some Somalis boil salmon and then fry it

I'm going to start going to cooking school, just for you, my virtual qalbi

 

[Abdisamad]

I'm going to start going to cooking school, just for you, my virtual qalbi

Lool.. Your virtual Qalbi, is that me

Watch @Figo come in and bully me for that



he's a pseudo mudug man

 

[Sumaaya]

Lool.. Your virtual Qalbi, is that me

Watch @Figo come in and bully me for that



he's a pseudo mudug man

Smoothie, I'm not happy with you, waayo dheh?

 

[Abdisamad]

Smoothie, I'm not happy with you, waayo dheh?

Why lol.

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[Mozart]

Somali women are too soft and pudgy they need to hit the weights IMMEDIATELY!

 

[Sumaaya]

Why lol.

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Because you gave me a thumbs up instead of a heart

 

[Sumaaya]

@Revolutionary ❤

 

[Nafiso Qalanjo]

your standards are too high!!!

 

[Abdisamad]

Because you gave me a thumbs up instead of a heart

 

[Joliemademoiselle]

I also want her to be a slave of mine, locked in the basement never to be seen again. She will clean the entirety of the house, cook food and raise the kids while i do nothing. Yes she will be working too. Whenever she acts up or does something even slightly wrong she will be severely punished. She will be "discarded" once she becomes infertile for a new partner

salam king

 

[Revolutionary]

salam king

The basement and chains are ready dear

 

[Abdisamad]

salam king

 

[Joliemademoiselle]

The basement and chains are ready dear

 

[ForwardSweep]