Girls like a poem written for them. Which SS girl will be lucky enough to get a poem from me?
Your version of a poem is to print the criminal xalimos mugshots and yell at the Somali girls, and tell them look how you xalimos look. You're all lucky to have us Somali men. I duke of Bohol is generous enough to even look at your way. I can have habesha queens with my 100k inheritance money. You xalimos will kiss the ring, bow down to me, make love to me. How dare you all think I duke of Bohol will chase y'all. Don't ever think you're too good for me xalimos.
**takes a smoke break**
Where was I? Yes xalimos look at these mugshots, look at it. You bludclurts lost y'all minds.
**coughs**
Sees a beautiful xalimo.
Duke: Hey abaayo did I tell you I've 100k saved, I'm planning on buying houses in Greece and Spain.
Girl: Sorry I'm not interested.
Duke: you probably have a mugshot, you can't fool me nayaa. Bax Naga tag.
***Exits while muttering f*ck xalimos***
