Audio transcript leak:
Farmaajo: Guys I am a failure.
Abi: No you're not bro.
Farmaajo: This is just depressive man. When HSM was in office he had control of the capital and I don't.
Abi: Don't be so tough on yourself bro.
Farmaajo: I am going to resign; I've had enough of this nonsense.
Abi: Before you do so could you give us access to all your ports?
Farmaajo: Sure.
Afwerki: What a cuck. *in his head*