The media has been criticized for repeatedly failing to mention children killed in Israeli airstrikes on Gaza. The Onion examines every word used besides “children” to describe Palestinians under 18.
Used in an effort to be more politically correct.
Can’t let them get any sympathy by publishing their names.'
Every time an IDF soldier gets 100 points, they are promoted.
With their greatly diminished population outside of captivity, Palestinian children risk being lost forever.
Pre-Corpse
Used in an effort to be more politically correct.
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Can’t let them get any sympathy by publishing their names.'
5 Points
Every time an IDF soldier gets 100 points, they are promoted.
Soon To Be Extinct
With their greatly diminished population outside of captivity, Palestinian children risk being lost forever.