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"Chelsea are working with several Middle Eastern oil states to secure necessary funding to purchase Erling Haaland"

"Erling Haaland's release clause is worth a value indexed to the GDP of Nauru"

 

[libaac]

Haaland is going to go either to Madrid or city mark my words

 

[Djokovic]

My sources tell me he’s on his way to Arsenal depends on if they win europa league

 

[sigmund]

Hes from my birth country so im going to support him throughout lets go Norgeeee

 

[Fratello]

Only teams he could go to is City Barca or Madrid

 

[libaac]

My sources tell me he’s on his way to Arsenal depends on if they win europa league

Arsenal una warya arsenal don’t have the pull they used to have. He has a bigger chance of going to Sevilla than Arsenal

 

[Kant123]

Only teams he could go to is City Barca or Madrid

Barca is dogshit finished broke club
Has higher chance of going to Chelsea or Manu

 

[Fratello]

Barca is dogshit finished broke club
Has higher chance of going to Chelsea or Manu

Barca are doing far better than expected after the 8-2 against Bayern
Messi is signing a new contract and the new president is good friends with Haaland’s agent Raiola. On top of that they have a young squad that are in need of a striker. If they manage to find the money for Haaland i think he’d go there.

Chelsea is a maybe and he won’t go to United, he’ll never win anything at that club