England is a really weird place

[Zailah]

View attachment 33096 Of course not

Whilst you’re moving there, I intend to move back :siilaanyolaugh:

 

[NotMyL]

What's wrong with using mayonnaise as dip?

Nothing wrong with it, I do the same lol mixing mayo with ketchup is the best

 

[Saar]

Whilst you’re moving there, I intend to move back :siilaanyolaugh:

wait till i am independent

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

Count yourself as lucky girl, Brummies are just

 

[Saar]

No intended hate here

 

[Waxwaalan]

Our government housing is like a dream home out there
I remember I took this cat to the suburbs in my town & he's like " Bruv, yall live in some proper towers innit"

where u from?

 

[Zailah]

Walaal, no hate intended, you all just talk funny it’s the same with the Coventry Somalis

 

[Coulombs law]

War ninyahow qalanjooyin waalan baa meesha jooga kkkk ilaah baan kuugu dhaarshee bal kawaran shisha walba way buuxaan waliba waxay sugayaan mid nacas oo feeroweyn sida aniga oo kale oo shishada kabixiya kkkk nacalaa waa maxishoodayaal

Dee waanu kabixinay reer baadiye aan waligiis naag arkin baan ahaay ilaah baan kuugu dhaarshee kuwa xijaaban baan arkijiray laakiinse london kuwa naaso waaweyn ayaa jooga.

Allaa maxaan soo baashaalay kkkkkk

Authu billahi minashay danirajim

War arinta waanu garade, mahadsanid walaal.
Ileen UK gabdaha somaliyeed mahey ku dax juraan balayo iyo qurun, subhanallah.

War Ilaahi ha soo hanuuniyo, intaas ban dihi kara..

War ninyahow marka ku labatid UK bashal an ku idhi

 

[xisaabiye]

But yo. The finest somali hablo are from UK what do yall call em out there "peng "Baaaare peng tingz innit bruv them gal uckers wiv big back off

 

[Apollo]

None of you are Canadian or British, stop bootyclapping for white man's country.

 

[Gadiid]

Hold on, who uses mayo as dip?
From London and never heard of such a thing.
Mayo on sandwiches? Sure.

 

[Strawberryshuffle]

I went to visit family there when I was 15. The place is a mess, the streets are polluted the roads suck. Too many Pakistanis and Hindustanis there. I felt like I ended up in Dheli India. My family lived in a good area though with good housing so I did not encounter the the different taps for cold and warm water there . However I did see them in high class** cough cough restaurant. London is a mess btw. I heard Africans shouting the entire time when I was in the hotel. Like people go to sleep or something. Luckily my family lives near Leeds which is nowhere near London.

 

[Strawberryshuffle]

The traffic, the houses, the highways everything was a nono and they say holland qaajo waaye

we went to this savannah restaurant i was so shocked i wondered if i was in Somalia or in the UK and that was also the night that i came to realise that the we the dutch somalis were nothing compared to the Canadians, Americans and the Brits.

Hello my fellow dutch Somali

 

[Strawberryshuffle]

Everytime I'm in UK I feel like harry potter
Also white ppl are extremely ugly there

I noticed that too. They look like generations of incest.

 

[Mufasa]

I saw a group of 15 somalis playing a game were you throw a box of matches trying to make it land on the shorter side then I went to xamar and saw the same thing

 

[Khad714]

But yo. The finest somali hablo are from UK what do yall call em out there "peng "Baaaare peng tingz innit bruv them gal uckers wiv big back off

Come to Denmark saxiib.

 

[xisaabiye]

Come to Denmark saxiib.

I get paranoid when I can't understand the language around me

 

[waraabe]

Come to Denmark saxiib.

Denmark is where you go if you cant get into the UK/north america

 

[Bilal]

I'm from London,London,London Town. You can toughen up or get thrown around. Kano

 

[AbdiJew]

All reer UK are socially awkward. They can't hold a conversation and it's very difficult to maintain eye contact with non Muslims.

They also tend to be low energy people.

What you see on Somalispot is very different from reality.