England is a really weird place

[The Cushitic One]

Aside from using the term lucked out incorrectly, they do pretty much everything wrong

They drive on the wrong side of the road


Their police use batons and whistles


You need a fucking license to watch TV


They use mayo as dip? Fucking mayo?!




Even the Somalis from UK are weird
When I was in Africa I showed them no love. They were stealing cell phones for khat

The niggas from there are fugazi af
They roll .5 wit 80 percent tabaco


Also every girl from UK in Somalia was a ty while the Canadian and American ones were miskeen af

Would love to visit though

Canadian and American girls
Miskeen?

I personally witnessed some
ty Ass behaviours from girls
from Those countries

 

[Bahal]

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[Tywin Mejerteen]

Canadian and American girls
Miskeen?

I personally witnessed some
ty Ass behaviours from girls
from Those countries

But nothing beats Scandinavian chicks

Nice deflection
But lemme ask you something

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[Zailah]

Fries*
Do you guys put ketchup on fish ? Backwards ppl...

Yes? If you wanted to, I prefer fish with tartar sauce personally.

Imagine a cop trying to arrest you with a baton

Police officers can taser you sxb, at least we have lower rates of police brutality like Americans.

The traffic, the houses, the highways everything was a nono and they say holland qaajo waaye

we went to this savannah restaurant i was so shocked i wondered if i was in Somalia or in the UK and that was also the night that i came to realise that the we the dutch somalis were nothing compared to the Canadians, Americans and the Brits.

Looool, same here. Go to Streatham, might as well be in Mogadishu. When I first came over, I hated it and thought it was dirtier than Holland.

 

[Madaxkuti]

I seen it bruh, yall don't have basements either. Nigga did his laundry & dishes at the same time in the same place. I was impressed

Do you want me to take a pic of my tap when I get home?

 

[Tywin Mejerteen]

Yes? If you wanted to, I prefer fish with tartar sauce personally.



Police officers can taser you sxb, at least we have lower rates of police brutality like Americans.



Looool, same here. Go to Streatham, might as well be in Mogadishu. When I first came over, I hated it and thought it was dirtier than Holland.

You must be hawiye
They put ketchup on everything

 

[ethan bradberry]

Do you want me to take a pic of my tap when I get home?

I don't even have those two different taps

 

[xisaabiye]

Do you want me to take a pic of my tap when I get home?

Maybe you're one of the well off folks who could afford a plumber

 

[Zailah]

You must be hawiye
They put ketchup on everything

Half

 

[Tywin Mejerteen]

Half

Knew it. It reminds them of blood

 

[Saar]

Yes? If you wanted to, I prefer fish with tartar sauce personally.



Police officers can taser you sxb, at least we have lower rates of police brutality like Americans.



Looool, same here. Go to Streatham, might as well be in Mogadishu. When I first came over, I hated it and thought it was dirtier than Holland.

It is dirtier tho and that shit is scarry bicycles and cars on the same road

 

[Zailah]

Knew it. It e minds them of blood

Did you just insinuate that I am a mooryan since my mum is Hawiye

 

[Zailah]

It is dirtier tho and that shit is scarry bicycles and cars on the same road

Risking their life they are wallah. Though nowadays in London, there are now bicycle superhighways only for them. Though the bikes themselves are lethal, I nearly got hit by one

 

[xisaabiye]

Everytime I'm in UK I feel like harry potter
Also white ppl are extremely ugly there

 

[The Cushitic One]

Everytime I'm in UK I feel like harry potter
Also white ppl are extremely ugly there

But you keep coming

 

[Madaxkuti]

Wallahi these north americans think london is a tuulo or somehting

Toronto metro 5.9 million
London metro 13.6 million

 

[Bahal]

Everytime I'm in UK I feel like harry potter
Also white ppl are extremely ugly there

English mutants are the ugliest whites by a country mile

The UKs 10/10 is a NA 7/10

 

[Tywin Mejerteen]

Wallahi these north americans think london is a tuulo or somehting

Toronto metro 5.9 million
London metro 13.6 million

OK...
Congrats on the extra 5 million pakis

 

[xisaabiye]

But you keep coming

I haven't been there for awhile. UK is a different feel though, It's like it's stuck in transition of 3rd, 2nd & 1st world

 

[Zailah]

I haven't been there for awhile. UK is a different feel though, It's like it's stuck in transition of 3rd, 2nd & 1st world

Blame the gentrification