England is a really weird place

[Tywin Mejerteen]

Aside from using the term lucked out incorrectly, they do pretty much everything wrong

They drive on the wrong side of the road


Their police use batons and whistles


You need a fucking license to watch TV


They use mayo as dip? Fucking mayo?!




Even the Somalis from UK are weird
When I was in Africa I showed them no love. They were stealing cell phones for khat

The niggas from there are fugazi af
They roll .5 wit 80 percent tabaco


Also every girl from UK in Somalia was a ty while the Canadian and American ones were miskeen af

Would love to visit though

 

[Bahal]

The niggas from there are fugazi af
They roll .5 wit 80 percent tabaco

 

[xisaabiye]

Aside from using the term lucked out incorrectly, they do pretty much everything wrong

They drive on the wrong side of the road


Their police use batons and whistles


You need a fucking license to watch TV


They use mayo as dip? Fucking mayo?!




Even the Somalis from UK are weird
When I was in Africa I showed them no love. They were stealing cell phones for khat

The niggas from there are fugazi af
They roll .5 wit 80 percent tabaco


Also every girl from UK in Somalia was a ty while the Canadian and American ones were miskeen af

Would love to visit though

Bruh they got 2 separate taps for Hot & Cold water, your water is either hot or cold

They don't have legit highways like the 400 series, just shitty motor ways

They do their laundry in the kitchen UK is gaajo breh

 

[Tywin Mejerteen]

Bruh they got 2 separate taps for Hot & Cold water, your water is either hot or cold

They don't have legit highways like the 400 series, just shitty motor ways

They do their laundry in the kitchen UK is gaajo breh

How tf did these niggas conquer the world

 

[Tywin Mejerteen]

"Wait lemme add blem bruv"
Rips off half the cigarette

 

[ethan bradberry]

What's wrong with using mayonnaise as dip?

 

[Waxwaalan]

Aside from using the term lucked out incorrectly, they do pretty much everything wrong

They drive on the wrong side of the road


Their police use batons and whistles


You need a fucking license to watch TV


They use mayo as dip? Fucking mayo?!




Even the Somalis from UK are weird
When I was in Africa I showed them no love. They were stealing cell phones for khat

The niggas from there are fugazi af
They roll .5 wit 80 percent tabaco


Also every girl from UK in Somalia was a ty while the Canadian and American ones were miskeen af

Would love to visit though

no. uk & toronto kids are equally s. not even the americans are that cheap

 

[Tywin Mejerteen]

What's wrong with using mayonnaise as dip?

 

[ethan bradberry]

It's great, I always put it on my chips

 

[Tywin Mejerteen]

no. uk & toronto kids are equally s. not even the americans are that cheap

I meant the ones who go for daqan cilis

 

[Waxwaalan]

Bruh they got 2 separate taps for Hot & Cold water, your water is either hot or cold

They don't have legit highways like the 400 series, just shitty motor ways

They do their laundry in the kitchen UK is gaajo breh

i thought i ended up in a 3rd world country looking at their toilets. i stayed in london & other places with well off families too wth

 

[Tywin Mejerteen]

It's great, I always put it on my chips

Fries*
Do you guys put ketchup on fish ? Backwards ppl...

 

[Waxwaalan]

I meant the ones who go for daqan cilis

yes. regardless

 

[Tywin Mejerteen]

yes. regardless

Nope. The Canadians only go ham on home turf
UK girls will bust it open in the badiyo for a 1 Pape of the Super bush

 

[xisaabiye]

How tf did these niggas conquer the world

Imagine a cop trying to arrest you with a baton

 

[xisaabiye]

Nope. The Canadians only go ham on home turf
UK girls will bust it open in the badiyo for a 1 Pape of the Super bush

Bruh they wont understand that slang

 

[xisaabiye]

What's wrong with using mayonnaise as dip?

I'm not gonna lie I mix mayonaisse with bbq sauce as my dip or spicy mayo
But then again I haven't found food I don't like

 

[Tywin Mejerteen]

Imagine a cop trying to arrest you with a baton

Depends, does he have his broom?

 

[xisaabiye]

i thought i ended up in a 3rd world country looking at their toilets. i stayed in london & other places with well off families too wth

Our government housing is like a dream home out there
I remember I took this cat to the suburbs in my town & he's like " Bruv, yall live in some proper towers innit"

 

[yasmin lan]

Aside from using the term lucked out incorrectly, they do pretty much everything wrong

They drive on the wrong side of the road


Their police use batons and whistles


You need a fucking license to watch TV


They use mayo as dip? Fucking mayo?!




Even the Somalis from UK are weird
When I was in Africa I showed them no love. They were stealing cell phones for khat

The niggas from there are fugazi af
They roll .5 wit 80 percent tabaco


Also every girl from UK in Somalia was a ty while the Canadian and American ones were miskeen af

Would love to visit though

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