Embarrassing situations

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Last year I remember walking past the muslim stall at University, they were trying to get people to join their association.

I walked past them a few times, and a hijabi lady told me to come to her, she started to talk about the association and I asked what they do blah blah, and I noticed in my hand there was chicken pie I brought from the diary, I honestly thought it was halal a brand.The guy working alongside her looked at me strangely when I placed my hot pie on the table to sign up. I left and smiled and I could see them still looking at me, their faces were priceless...just imagine a hijabi eating Haram.

 

[Molotoff]

Last year I remember walking past the muslim stall at University, they were trying to get people to join their association.

I walked past them a few times, and a hijabi lady told me to come to her, she started to talk about the association and I asked what they do blah blah, and I noticed in my hand there was chicken pie I brought from the diary, I honestly thought it was halal brand.The guy working alongside looked at me strangely when I placed my hot pie on the table to sign up. I left and smiled and I could see them still looking at me, their faces were priceless...just imagine a hijabi eating Haram.

Your life seems so interesting. How do you even end up in these situations?

It all seems so... random.

 

[Juke]

I joined a prayer a half minute late, the other 4 guys were shias doing some weird shit during the prayer. I had to tough it out on my own, it was so awkward.

 

[Destiny]

Are we sharing embarrassing moments?

My most embarrassing moment in high school makes me cringe to this day. I was picking some pens that had fallen off the floor in class and one kid grabbed the back of my head and pushed it to his crotch, basically mimicking oral sex. Sadly everyone saw and the whole class laughed at me

 

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Are we sharing embarrassing moments?

My most embarrassing moment in high school makes me cringe to this day. I was picking some pens that had fallen off the floor in class and one kid grabbed the back of my head and pushed it to his crotch, basically mimicking oral sex. Sadly everyone saw and the whole class laughed at me

I would have punched him that arsehole.

 

[CaliTedesse]

Last year I remember walking past the muslim stall at University, they were trying to get people to join their association.

I walked past them a few times, and a hijabi lady told me to come to her, she started to talk about the association and I asked what they do blah blah, and I noticed in my hand there was chicken pie I brought from the diary, I honestly thought it was halal a brand.The guy working alongside her looked at me strangely when I placed my hot pie on the table to sign up. I left and smiled and I could see them still looking at me, their faces were priceless...just imagine a hijabi eating Haram.

Bruh I feel like throwing up your actually telling me they make pie even from chicken dafuq.

 

[Marcus]

I once did a conference talk but left my suit jacket unbuttoned.

 

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Bruh I feel like throwing up your actually telling me they make pie even from chicken dafuq.

They're not to bad.

 

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Your life seems so interesting. How do you even end up in these situations?

It all seems so... random.

It's life. I'm sure you have them too.

 

[CaliTedesse]

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They're not to bad.

Wallahi I feel like throwing up you telling me they add mushrooms and chicken and make it a pie .

 

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Wallahi I feel like throwing up you telling me they add mushrooms and chicken and make it a pie .

It's nice you have to try. Pies aren't healthy though you have to be careful it's full of fat lol

 

[CaliTedesse]

It's nice you have to try. Pies aren't healthy though you have to be careful it's full of fat lol

Describe the taste for me please

 

[Shmurda]

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.

‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.

I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.

 

[CaliTedesse]

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.

‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.

I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.

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[Marcus]

See shmurda post
It's about a sexual encounter

 

[Shmurda]

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That must mean a lot of people don't know how to properly wear a condom.

 

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Describe the taste for me please

It's tastes like chicken, but creamy and salty.

 

[SOULSEARCHING]

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.

‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.

I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.

Let me contact the police.....she raped you.

 

[Western4Life]

I forgot to flush while at my friends house. I xaar'd a huge fat unbroken anaconda. I caato back then and it looked like 1/3 of my bodyweight. I heard his sister scream and everyone rushed upstairs to see what the commotion was about.

 

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I forgot to flush while at my friends house. I xaar'd a huge fat unbroken anaconda. I caato back then and it looked like 1/3 of my bodyweight. I heard his sister scream and everyone rushed upstairs to see what the commotion was about.

I just puked.

Nasty!