Edo caught me with my white girlfriend

[Halimak]

Dads really don't care that much. They probably have a sigh of relief their son isn't homosexual.

Bro, speak for your own dad, my abo and uncles are religious and a different kettle of fish.

P.s

They would never assume their son was gay, that is a worry Western parents have. Not real geeljire dads.

 

[Reformed J]

Bro, speak for your own dad, my abo and uncles are religious and a different kettle of fish.

P.s

They would never assume their son was gay, that is worry Western parents have. Not real geeljire dads.

Eh it's the biggest fear of every father. There's nothing more shameful than having a bltch ass son.

 

[Halimak]

Eh it's the biggest fear of every father. There's nothing more shameful than having a bltch ass son.

I'm not talking about the fear. I'm talking about the assumption that just because your son is not with the opposite gender in a haraam relationship, it might mean they are gay.

A typical conservative Somali Abo would not think that.

 

[Reformed J]

I'm not talking about the fear. I'm talking about the assumption that just because your son is not with the opposite gender, it might mean they are gay.

A typical conservative Somali Abo would not think that.

Who said anything about an assumption of being gay?

Its a sigh of relief to see him with a girl because it eliminates the biggest fear.

 

[Octavian]

Who said anything about an assumption of being gay?

Its a sigh of relief to see him with a girl because it eliminates the biggest fear.

then again a bigger fear comes to life him having kids out of wedlock

 

[Reformed J]

then again a bigger fear comes to life him having kids out of wedlock

We got contraceptives and abortion for that

 

[NotoriousBIG]

Don't forget about

I’m in shit

Yesterday i saw my girlfriend in the city, and she pointed out to me that someone was watching us when i turned i saw an old somali lady and i took the alley straight I told my girlfriend that I had to leave and since yesterday I have been worried, I am afraid that she will call my parents

Your lacking son, we all mess up. I would advise you to move to another city, change your name and start packing before your parents find out.

 

[NotoriousBIG]

I’m in shit

Yesterday i saw my girlfriend in the city, and she pointed out to me that someone was watching us when i turned i saw an old somali lady and i took the alley straight I told my girlfriend that I had to leave and since yesterday I have been worried, I am afraid that she will call my parents

Get rid of the evidence.

 

[Marcus]

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[Prettymuslim94]

Feels good to not be on mute
And you have to be sneaky with girls man.

 

[p!nkglitter]

We got contraceptives and abortion for that

Yeah but that’s very much dependent on the girl lmfao

 

[Mozart]

Yeah but that’s very much dependent on the girl lmfao

Telling her you’ll be a deadbeat is usually a good incentive to get rid of it

 

[Basra]

I’m in shit

Yesterday i saw my girlfriend in the city, and she pointed out to me that someone was watching us when i turned i saw an old somali lady and i took the alley straight I told my girlfriend that I had to leave and since yesterday I have been worried, I am afraid that she will call my parents

Relax. Its not the end of the world. Tell your Eeedo, the white girl was church girl selling me Christianity & i had to convince her she was wrong. Your Eeedo will start cursing at the white girl & u will come off a winner

 

[Aden Ciisman]

I’m in shit

Yesterday i saw my girlfriend in the city, and she pointed out to me that someone was watching us when i turned i saw an old somali lady and i took the alley straight I told my girlfriend that I had to leave and since yesterday I have been worried, I am afraid that she will call my parents

You should’ve kissed your girlfriend maybe that Edoo would’ve had an heart attack.. you know? No Edo no problem

 

[Octavian]

Feels good to not be on mute
And you have to be sneaky with girls man.

Welcome back

 

[babooshke]

when my hooyo started noticing me hanging out with nayaa caadaanka, she's kept reminding me that zina is haram and I better not be doing it.

She said "I know how nayaa caadaanka get down"

They were deadass just friends though

 

[Shmurda]

LOL I remember my first time caught with a white girl. Unlike you it was my hooyo herself that saw me in the act

The good news is at least your hooyo won't think your gay

 

[MiskeenMikeVick]

These aunties got nothing better to do than gossip, you are screwed walaal

 

[Caaro]

I'm suprised tbh. Somali parents are religious and often care about their kids Akhira.

Its a bit mad that as a parent you have instilled Islamic values such as praying ect and then turn a blind eye to things like that.

Yeah my mom is ultra religious, my dad is religious too but he’s all around chill.

He only ever tells me to pray and keep working on school. As long as I do those things he really doesn’t care what else I do.

I can imagine what would happen if he saw me with an ajnabi in the streets. He’d just look at me with a straight face and keep doing what he was doing, and maybe ask me about it later that day at home. Whereas my mom would tell me to stop and just warn me before doing anything... (assuming all they did was saw me hanging out).

 

[Qali]

I’m in shit

Yesterday i saw my girlfriend in the city, and she pointed out to me that someone was watching us when i turned i saw an old somali lady and i took the alley straight I told my girlfriend that I had to leave and since yesterday I have been worried, I am afraid that she will call my parents

I’ll pray for you warya