Do you see yourself in a nursing home down the line?

[Cognitivedissonance]

My kids hate me. I used to beat them when they were little. I don't know why. I just liked beating them. It's the only thing in life which made me feel powerful. I was bullied at work by my boss, I was bullied at home by my ex-wife Fatuma who left me for a younger man at the dark of night, and I was bullied in the streets by madoows. I needed an outlet for my depression.

I see a lotta liberal Somali parents these days, but I grew up in 1970s Kismayo. We didn't hear about Oprah and Dr Phil in my tuulo. There was no therapy. So no way those kids are gonna look after their old man when I began to stoop. Toloow waa caasi.

You got bullied on the streets cause you’re a shia all you know is self harm I bet you went back home and started cutting yourself

laakinse if you were a Sunni them mofo wouldn’t of fucked with you case they know the consequences

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

You got bullied on the streets cause you’re a shia all you know is self harm I bet you went back home and started cutting yourself laakinse if you were a Sunni them mofo wouldn’t of fucked with you case the know the consequences

The Shia were the first Muslims to adopt suicide bombing. Hezbollah in the 1982 Marine barracks attack. Ahlul Bayt are the meanest warriors. Ever seen that Shia kid Zayn on YouTube wrecking Sunnis in religious debates? A short guy, but merciless. Sometimes I think the malaa'ika fight alongside the self-flagellaters.

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

The Shia were the first Muslims to adopt suicide bombing. Hezbollah in the 1982 Marine barracks attack. Ahlul Bayt are the meanest warriors. Ever seen that Shia kid Zayn on YouTube wrecking Sunnis in religious debates? A short guy, but merciless. Sometimes I think the malaa'ika fight alongside the self-flagellaters.

The only thing Shias know is how to fight Sunni Muslim never in history have you heard shias expanding and taking over none Muslim lands and spreading Islam.

All shias are good for is cutting themselves and cursing the closest companions of prophet Muhammad may Allah be pleased with and his wife aisha peace be upon her.

The family of prophet Muhammad are predominantly Sunni and from Jordan the closest relative is king Abdullah of Jordon.

Come to somalia trying to spread your shia satanic beliefs and be prepared to be embraced by takbiir

ALLAHU AKBAR

ALLAHU AKBAR

ALLAHU AKBAR

 

[GeelJirito]

Having many kids won't help you at old age. But if you are baari and serve your parents really well specially at their old age then you are set.
Be kind to your parents now

 

[Tufaax]

Is there any other choice

I’m not cadaan tf, ilmahayga aa xaarka iga dhaqayaan

One of the reasons you need to be nice to your kids

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

The only thing Shias know is how to fight Sunni Muslim never in history have you heard shias expanding and taking over none Muslim lands and spreading Islam.

All shias are good for is cutting themselves and cursing the closest companions of prophet Muhammad may Allah be pleased with and his wife aisha peace be upon her.

The family of prophet Muhammad are predominantly Sunni and from Jordan the closest relative is king Abdullah of Jordon.

Come to somalia trying to spread your shia satanic beliefs and be prepared to be embraced by takbiir

ALLAHU AKBAR

ALLAHU AKBAR

ALLAHU AKBAR

It's funny you think Islam is about imperialism and conquest. The Alt Right would love you.

Hezbollah gave a bloody nose to the IDF in 2006. A better showing than what all the Sunni Arab armies combined have done all these years. Israel wiped them out in six days in 1967.

King Abdullahi is a great man. He slams the Ikhwan in prison. He's a secular mujahid from the Banu Hashim line. Doesn't tolerate Shariah nonsense. Ever seen his wife Queen Rania? A blood and flesh Hur al-Ayn, just like our women used to be before they started wearing death shrouds on their head.

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

It's funny you think Islam is about imperialism and conquest. The Alt Right would love you.

Hezbollah gave a bloody nose to the IDF in 2006. A better showing than what all the Sunni Arab armies combined have done all these years. Israel wiped them out in six days in 1967.

King Abdullahi is a great man. He slams the Ikhwan in prison. He's a secular mujahid from the Banu Hashim line. Doesn't tolerate Shariah nonsense. Ever seen his wife Queen Rania? A blood and flesh Hur al-Ayn, just like our women used to be before they started wearing death shrouds on their head.

Save me from your drivel and answer my question when have shia ever conquered lands and spread Islam?

It seems the only enemy shia have are Muslims that’s why the crypto Jew Abdullah ibn Saba created shiaism just like the crypto Jews with the help of Lawrence of Arabia created salafism.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Save me from your drivel and answer my question when have shia ever conquered lands and spread Islam?

It seems the only enemy shia have are Muslims that’s why the crypto Jew Abdullah ibn Saba created shiaism just like the crypto Jews with the help of Lawrence of Arabia created salafism.

If it is kosher for Muslims to conquer the land of others, then you have no grounds to object to Americans and Israelis grabbing land for themselves. If imperialism is bad for them, then it was equally bad when Arabs did it epochs ago.

If you want an example of Shias taking land, not that I think it's a good thing, then Muhammad Ali Jinnah is a prime case. He led the movement to carve out a Muslim nation out of India and became the first prime minister of Pakistan. It's a hellhole racked by suicide bombing and fundamentalism, but that was not MAJ's fault. He was a secularist fond of liquor just like King Abdullah. It's the secularists who keep the peace and the Shariah boys who blow it up.

I notice that for an alleged ladies' man, you had nothing to say about Queen Rania, the greatest beauty in the Islamic world. I congratulate you for your subtle declaration of homosexuality. We'll accept your newfound sexuality adeerkiis. We are a tolerant bunch.

Still banging on about Abdullah ibn Saba? Tell us more sweetheart.

 

[Crow]

Someone call the FBI and animal control. Cognitive is arguing with himself again.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Someone call the FBI and animal control. Cognitive is arguing with himself again.

Animal control? Had me in stitches.

What makes you think me and Cog are the same?

 

[embarassing]

@Cognitivedissonance and @Bidaar Wanagsan

 

[Steamdevolopment]

I'll be eaten by cats sodom and gomorrah

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

@Cognitivedissonance and @Bidaar Wanagsan

What does that mean baby girl? This guy is an Al-Shabab terrorist. I reported his activities to Homeland Security

 

[embarassing]

What does that mean baby girl? This guy is an Al-Shabab terrorist. I reported his activities to Homeland Security

I just anticipate you two will have a great exchange on here

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

I just anticipate you two will have a great exchange on here

I karbaash him every night for the libertarian mujahideen. He's been scared of his own shadow ever since.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Nope. Because I'm planning on moving back to Puntland in 15 years inshallah, will be raising my kids in Puntland soil. I will also make them cater to me before I even become a shriveled old lady.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Nope. Because I'm planning on moving back to Puntland in 15 years inshallah, will be raising my kids in Puntland soil. I will also make them cater to me before I even become a shriveled old lady.

You were shrivelled before you become an old lady.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

You were shrivelled before you become an old lady.

Don't confuse me with your shriveled heart.

 

[Jake from State Farm]

Yea so I'm planing on saving up in the future so that when I reach that age I don't got to worry about living with my kids.

 

[Pla]

i would have killed a

and built myself a fascist african empire before the legend succumbs