Do you know how to swim?

[star]

Only with a lifejacket

 

[Ferrari]

Somalis would actually make great swimmers. We have the right body type for it, with our long limbs and slim build.

True. I dived over a 5'1 girl when I was 17 in high school. True story..

 

[Ferrari]

Throw away your self hate & pull a mo farah!!!

I am starting to realize why people hate being somali.
we are shit.
I hate myself.

 

[Nightline Kid]

Somalis would actually make great swimmers. We have the right body type for it, with our long limbs and slim build.

We could have a Somali Michael Phelps

 

[paramedic]

I am starting to realize why people hate being somali.
we are shit.
I hate myself.

Your optimism is blinding.
$20/hr for self esteem booster

 

[Someone]

Since I was 6 y/o.

 

[merka]

Only with a lifejacket

The lifejacket is only a crutch walaal. Strip it off and take back your freedom

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[ArchBishopofAtheism]

Yes. Swimming is compulsary in where i live.

Is that you @Jeesto ?

 

[0117]

yh boi!! I thank the Dutch government

 

[star]

The lifejacket is only a crutch walaal. Strip it off and take back your freedom

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I don't know how to float

I've been in the water and tried to stay calm and I just sink. I don't get it!

 

[Someone]

I don't know how to float

I've been in the water and tried to stay calm and I just sink. I don't get it!

Just lay on your back walaal It's not that hard

 

[merka]

I don't know how to float

I've been in the water and tried to stay calm and I just sink. I don't get it!

Lay on your back and just gently flap your arms and legs to keep your head above the water.

If you want I'll be happy to give you some lessons

 

[Jeesto]

Is that you @Jeesto ?

Nah, waa kii ku dhalay

 

[star]

Lay on your back and just gently flap your arms and legs to keep your head above the water.

If you want I'll be happy to give you some lessons

Lool I'll actually have to consider lessons

 

[Someone]

Lool I'll actually have to consider lessons

Didn't you take swimming lessons in your school?

 

[star]

Didn't you take swimming lessons in your school?

No, your schools do that?

They taught us how to skate at mine

 

[Someone]

No, your schools do that?

They taught us how to skate at mine

Skate! What country do you live in?

 

[merka]

Skate! What country do you live in?

Hockey country

 

[Someone]

Hockey country

In Sweden they teach you from the first grade in school and if you didn't know how to swim by the 7th grade you automatically got an F in P.E

 

[paramedic]

No, your schools do that?

They taught us how to skate at mine

At least you learned something.
We had a period where my gym teacher would whip dodgeballs at us and call it a game. He threw it like a whip, would slam lil kids flat on their back.