do you have a secret?

people say everyone has a secret, but how true is it? I know I have one, but at the same time I probably wouldnt die if it came out.

what about you, do you have one? You don't have to spill your secret but at least tell me if it's a small secret you'd rather not get out, a medium one you *really* don't want getting out, or a huge life destroying one? for research purposes of course
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and yeah yeah @Arma this question is not for you because I think I know your answer :bell: but everyone else...?
 

Omar del Sur

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I'm kind of nostalgic for old-school episodes of Courage the Cowardly Dog and I miss the early 2000's- simpler times. I feel bad for the younger people who will have only known the current-day "clown world" that seems to be more unhinged every day.
 
:gucciwhat: oh my... I forgot to put up the poll

threads completely useless now :(

nothing personal @Arma I meant you seem like an open book, I can't imagine you the type of person who hides things based on the amount of info you've exposed about yourself lol. its a compliment
 
I am so glad I am anonymous on this forum, I have a couple of secrets to get off my chest:

1. I smell my own fart.
2. Sometimes I talk to myself in my room and pretend that I am being filmed for a reality show.
3. I masturbate a lot.
4. I named my car “ fuuto qarmuun” because she likes to act up.
5. I can get an A easily in maths without studying but I will study for science all day and still fail.
6. I tell this farax in my hood that I have a husband back in somalia so he could leave me alone. His dumbass still buys my food tho.
7. I never use public toilets because I have mild OCD.
8. I drew a vagina in my art lesson and I got an A.
9. My biggest fear in life is having kids,.
10. I hate being alone but I hate people being around me aswell.


All these are big secrets to me. In real life, I am the maskeen girl in my neighbourhood.
 

SOULSEARCHING

Hakuna matata
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I am so glad I am anonymous on this forum, I have a couple of secrets to get off my chest:

1. I smell my own fart.
2. Sometimes I talk to myself in my room and pretend that I am being filmed for a reality show.
3. I masturbate a lot.
4. I named my car “***** fuuto qarmuun” because she likes to act up.
5. I can get an A easily in maths without studying but I will study for science all day and still fail.
6. I tell this farax in my hood that I have a husband back in somalia so he could leave me alone. His dumbass still buys my food tho.
7. I never use public toilets because I have mild OCD.
8. I drew a vagina in my art lesson and I got an A.
9. My biggest fear in life is having kids,.
10. I hate being alone but I hate people being around me aswell.


All these are big secrets to me. In real life, I am the maskeen girl in my neighbourhood.


:russ::russ::russ::russ::mjlaugh:
 
I am so glad I am anonymous on this forum, I have a couple of secrets to get off my chest:

1. I smell my own fart.
2. Sometimes I talk to myself in my room and pretend that I am being filmed for a reality show.
3. I masturbate a lot.
4. I named my car “***** fuuto qarmuun” because she likes to act up.
5. I can get an A easily in maths without studying but I will study for science all day and still fail.
6. I tell this farax in my hood that I have a husband back in somalia so he could leave me alone. His dumbass still buys my food tho.
7. I never use public toilets because I have mild OCD.
8. I drew a vagina in my art lesson and I got an A.
9. My biggest fear in life is having kids,.
10. I hate being alone but I hate people being around me aswell.


All these are big secrets to me. In real life, I am the maskeen girl in my neighbourhood.
And what if someone exposes you?:siilaanyolaugh:
 

NotMyL

"You are your best thing"
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Everyone has secrets, I don’t know if I have one just to myself tho :cosbyhmm:one of my sisters and I are very close she knows everything about me, couldn’t hide anything from her
 

Hodan from HR

Be Kind Online.
Staff Member
I donno if it is a secret or just my personality. I'm a jokester and I don't take myself too seriously.

So I believe no one knows the real me.
 

Medulla

Bah Qabiil Fluid
In my first retail job my boss told me to come along and help with a interview. The guy he was interviewing was the person who got my best friend kicked out of middle school( He bullied him for two years ). So I told him to hire him without mentioning the badblood and for two months I made his life hell. I had a stopwatch and counted how late he came, I didn't matter how late, once he came 33 seconds late. I told him to come back in a hour as we were overstaffed and that cost him an hour of his wage. This went on like this for the whole time , I don't even think he worked over 25 hours during the whole ordeal. Plus this wasn't in the West so pay was already miniscule.

I ended up moving from that school shortly after cause my and my brothers beat his group of pathetic friends, but I never felt it was enough punishment. So when I saw him come for an interview I was ecstatic, it was right after I came back from Umrah as well so I felt like it was a gift from God. Now when I think about it I see I may have gone over bored, but he never apologised for what he did originally and was still a piece of crap. He got fired after two months he was there full time while I was there part time but I was the assit manager. I gave hours and what not so I made it match mine to give him hell. That pathetic bully right winger got what he deserved. I am no longer that mean if I have a issue I won't do something like this again physical alteractions a far better.
 

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