Do Somali men expire for marriage as well?

We all know that women don't have infinite time to get married and have children, especially if they want to be chosen by a highly desired man. Is it the same for a man, even if he takes care of himself?
 

Khal Mah Oma

Drink shaah
Op im going to ask you a question.

Are you married?

Are you interested in marriage?

Do want to get married?

Why are so scared to get married?

It’s been years. Are u ever going to do it?
 
No, I've seen old awoowa's start family like they are still young, but it's not a good decision to do that. As long as a men has lacaga and support a family he will not expire. The expiration comes from not having any lacaga
 
Op im going to ask you a question.

Are you married?

Are you interested in marriage?

Do want to get married?

Why are so scared to get married?

It’s been years. Are u ever going to do it?

Not married. I am however interested in learning more about it but I don't want to marry because I don't think I would enjoy it. Obviously I can't tell for sure without experience which is why I want to learn more from others who have been newly wed

I never get any replies from people who are married tho lol
 

cunug3aad

3rdchild · Alaa baruur le maahi badan le
Not married. I am however interested in learning more about it but I don't want to marry because I don't think I would enjoy it. Obviously I can't tell for sure without experience which is why I want to learn more from others who have been newly wed

I never get any replies from people who are married tho lol
Everyone on this forum is below marriage age if they got married they would stop posting to the forum either because they dont have time to posting or they dont want their wife to see what they are saying on this space. I think you will have a better luck posting on the reddit
 

Khal Mah Oma

Drink shaah
Not married. I am however interested in learning more about it but I don't want to marry because I don't think I would enjoy it. Obviously I can't tell for sure without experience which is why I want to learn more from others who have been newly wed

I never get any replies from people who are married tho lol

I think you would if you’re that curious about it. It’s been years since you’ve be on this sight and asking the same question regarding marriage. lol.

Give it a try but I’d recommend you to watch videos of marriage e.g marriage counsellor, divorce videos and ideas about it.
We’re in different a world though. Talk to people you’re close about marriage. That are.
 

Sup

Anti Qabilist - Somali Patriot
We all know that women don't have infinite time to get married and have children, especially if they want to be chosen by a highly desired man. Is it the same for a man, even if he takes care of himself?
What a degrading comment, to refer to a human being.
 

Sigmundd

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You somali dudes are slowly replacing timojileec and arab dudes. What's with the Incel talking points? this can be found on tiktok and X. You Somali dudes seriously need to start having more self awareness because this is just plain embarrassing smh.
 

Shimbiris

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Indeed he does. His scalp hair departs him (bidaar), he begins to dress in this strange manner common among male FOB Somals; the oversized dress-shirt and work trousers juxtaposed with cheap looking leather shoes or, for some inconceivable reason, dusty looking sneakers. Some, from years of their metabolic system finally caving under the weight of bariis iyo basto, begin to develop a prodigious belly whilst the less fortunate among them become as corpulent as President Geele of Djibouti, the size of their derriere outcompeting that of their wife.

Alongside all this physical degeneration he becomes a feeble-minded creature who spends more time at cafes gabbing about politics he will have little to no effect upon with his peers. Fadhi ku dirir, these specimens call it. He drinks much coffee and at times smokes much shisha, often shirks his responsibilities as father and husband beyond paying the bills until he eventually croaks from a heart-attack or lung cancer prematurely. He leaves behind him at times an alarming fortune of savings that his relations fight amongst themselves for. Usually it is the worst when the deceased had greedy sisters who see to it that they secure his monies and assets before any of his issue might do so.

'tis a most harrowing existence, the lives of these male Somals.
 
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cunug3aad

3rdchild · Alaa baruur le maahi badan le
Indeed he does. His scalp hair departs him (bidaar), he begins to dress in this strange manner common among male FOB Somals; the oversized dress-shirt and work trousers juxtaposed with cheap looking leather shoes or, for some inconceivable reason, dusty looking sneakers. Some, from years of their metabolic system finally caving under the weight of bariis iyo basto, begin to develop a prodigious belly whilst the less fortunate among them become as corpulent as President Geele of Djibouti, the size of their derriere outcompeting that of their wife.

Alongside all this physical degeneration he becomes a feeble-minded creature who spends more time at cafes gabbing about politics he will have little to no effect upon with his peers. Fadhi ku dirir, these specimens call it. He drinks much coffee and at times smokes much shisha, often shirks his responsibilities as father and husband beyond paying the bills until he eventually croaks from a heart-attack or lung cancer prematurely. He leaves behind him at times an alarming fortune of savings that his relations fight amongst themselves for. Usually it is the worst when the deceased had greedy sisters who see to it that they secure his monies and assets before any of his issue might do so.

'tis a most harrowing existence, the lives of these male Somals.
Wallaahi always the jeans and checkered dress shirt that is untucked because of calool :russ:
 

Shimbiris

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Wallaahi always the jeans and checkered dress shirt that is untucked because of calool :russ:

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Despite his state he will still be brimming with confidence. "Kaalay, adeer." he will beckon you as he gives you advice at times of surprising value. You gaze upon him and look for the results of his advice upon his person and find none. His hypocrisy becomes apparent but his well-meaning, kind at heart demeanor gives you pause. "Haye, adeer." you say and walk off with his counsel.
 

Kisame

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We all know that women don't have infinite time to get married and have children, especially if they want to be chosen by a highly desired man. Is it the same for a man, even if he takes care of himself?

in our community our losers just end up becoming passport bros.

These are the dudes that don’t have a career in anything and sort of wasted their 20s. Their western dating options are horrible since they’re losers. Instead of trying to date these chicks they decide to start dating back home.
 

Gacmeey

Madaxweynaha Qurbo Joogta 🇸🇴
Yes, a man expires when he can no longer take care of a family. Most men are like bread, even if it’s past the best before date, so long as it ain’t moldy, someone will always eat it.
 
in our community our losers just end up becoming passport bros.

These are the dudes that don’t have a career in anything and sort of wasted their 20s. Their western dating options are horrible since they’re losers. Instead of trying to date these chicks they decide to start dating back home.
You think you're too good to marry a girl backhome and only losers do that. Why are you so bitter and angry at who other men choose to spend their lives with? Labelling them passport bros when that's not the definition at all. Very odd. Could it be the fact youre an apostate and women backhome wouldnt ever settle for you?
 

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