#DividedSomalis

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Galmudug and Puntland spray bullets at each others direction over a road construction project

#DividedSomalis

 

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Galkacyo, population 50,000, shares two "international" airports

#DividedSomalis

 

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Somali Presidents can never get more than a 20% approval rating; only their clan supports them.

#DividedSomalis

 

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Guled smiles from a 100 meter distance as he sees Ethiopian troops invade the part of the town his enemy clan resides

#DividedSomalis

 

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@Kaafiye nearly beats a Somali up because he expresses his indifference to the Palestinian 'crisis'

#DividedSomalis

 

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Abdi Iley crys at Meles Zenawi's funeral but orders Liyuu police to burn down Somali villages because they spotted an ONLF rebel pass by it

#DividedSomalis

 

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Faroole 'cuts' ties with Mogadishu

#DividedSomalis

 

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Habar Awal is against having Cidagale be Hargeisa's mayor when they were first inhabitants and where they are the largest subclan

#DividedSomalis

 

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Abgal doesn't share

#DividedSomalis

 

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Only Mohamud Saleban can be Puntland President

#DividedSomalis

 

[John Michael]

Do one about blackie mcfattie. (Ahmed madoobe)

This is

 

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Madobe hides behind Kenyan tanks to take over Kismayo, no match for Marehan's limited weaponry

#DividedSomalis

 

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'Minorities' are 0.5 of a human

#DividedSomalis

 

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Unemployed khat addict Abdi from the diaspora gets picked for a cushy govt job over educated Mohamed the local with an impressive resume because his sub sub sub clan isn't as landheere as Abdi's

#DividedSomalis

 

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Landheere Omar and langaab Younis go to jail for killing a neighbor. Omar is freed after paying blood money but Younis continues to remain behind bars.

#DividedSomalis

 

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Xamar unuka leh

#DividedSomalis

 

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Looted homes aren't returned to their rightful owners; rightful owners who are brave enough to claim rightful ownership in enemy clan territory are buried 12 hours later

#DividedSomalis

 

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Hoyoo doesnt want 'Cambaro' to marry another Somali man but let's her marry a Jamaican

#DividedSomalis

 

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Godane doesn't attack Hargeisa or expand into Somaliland

#DividedSomalis

 

[Freebandz]

Do one about blackie mcfattie. (Ahmed madoobe)

This is

Why do you hate the president his been good and fair to everyone