Dissapionting massage experience

So every now and again I tend to reward myself. Today was intended to be one of those days. I see this massage parlour which didn't seem bussy. I go in and i'm welcomed by two Eastern European cadaan ladies who ask if I want I massage.

In which I reply ofcourse, so I enquire the cost. £50/ for half an hr which is about the average price I've paid before getting a massage.. As the lady starts to massage me I notice she has no clue what she's doing. She asks if it's my first time :gaasdrink: and at this point my spider senses are tingling.

It comes to my mind that the place might be a happy ending massage parlour. All she's doing is moving her hands slightly and I can tell there's no experience.

She asks if I'm comfortable and would like to be more comfortable. In which I reply what she means...

And then sm she confirms my suspicion I had all along. In which I replied what! :faysalwtf:

She asks me what was wrong, in which I tell her. I just came here for a normal decent massage.. She starts to try and persuade me to cough up more money and she'll do a better job.

I tell her I'm not down with it and that I honestly didn't think she was quilified to charge me anything as I've had better massages.

I was quit reluctant to pay up. That had to be the worst massage I've been too in my life. What a waste of time and lacag :farmajoyaab:
 
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Jake from State Farm

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What a doqon. People pay up for a happy ending, not for a better massage. This doqon paid up not to receive happy ending. Neef neef dhalay.

https://www.somalispot.com/threads/a-19-year-old-asian-girl-just-gave-me-head.39853/



Maraan kan muxuu ahaa. Horta adhaa doqon ah, I never paid more for a normal massage lol. I enjoy a regular massages every now and again. There is nothing wrong with that sxb, personally wouldnt pay for happy ending garbage.. Ismahand for that :mahubowtf:
 
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AdoonkaAlle

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So every now and again I tend to reward myself. Today was intended to be one of those days. I see this massage parlour which didn't seem bussy. I go in and i'm welcomed by two Eastern European cadaan ladies who ask if I want I massage.

In which I reply ofcourse, so I enquire the cost. £50/ for half an hr which is about the average price I've paid before getting a massage.. As the lady starts to massage me I notice she has no clue what she's doing. She asks if it's my first time :gaasdrink: and at this point my spider senses are tingling.

It comes to my mind that the place might be a happy ending massage parlour. All she's doing is moving her hands slightly and I can tell there's no experience.

She asks if I'm comfortable and would like to be more comfortable. In which I reply what she means...

And then sm she confirms my suspicion I had all along. In which I replied what! :faysalwtf:

She asks me what was wrong, in which I tell her. I just came here for a normal decent massage.. She starts to try and persuade me to cough up more money and she'll do a better job.

I tell her I'm not down with it and that I honestly didn't think she was quilified to charge me anything as I've had better massages.

I was quit reluctant to pay up. That had to be the worst massage I've been too in my life. What a waste of time and lacag :farmajoyaab:

baraawo walaalkis, raaxo ku meel gaar jiiro ayaa ka dambayso sxb

:yacadiim:
 
Next time you should go to a real place with reputable massage therapists and not some seedy joint, to avoid these kinds of situations
 

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I am ordering kapsalon hot chicken right now with garlic and chili sauce.

Dont judge the topic based on its title.

Maraan kan muxuu ahaa. Horta adhaa doqon ah, I never paid more for a normal massage lol. I enjoy a regular massages every now and again. There is nothing wrong with that sxb, personally wouldnt pay for happy ending garbage.. I've got my own hands for that :mahubowtf:

No but you paid to receive a decent massage.

I dont like massages, I prefer chiropractor to crack my bones


I would pay for this kind of adjustments walahi
 
I am ordering kapsalon hot chicken right now with garlic and chili sauce.

Dont judge the topic based on its title.



No but you paid to receive a decent massage.

I dont like massages, I prefer chiropractor to crack my bones


I would pay for this kind of adjustments walahi

This is what I need but I presume a session would be expensive lol. Until I get enough money happy ending with the happy part will have to do
 
Next time you should go to a real place with reputable massage therapists and not some seedy joint, to avoid these kinds of situations

I normally go to a high rated massage place near to my house. But I was in another area this time so tried a new joint. Surprisingly they had great reviews
 

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So every now and again I tend to reward myself. Today was intended to be one of those days. I see this massage parlour which didn't seem bussy. I go in and i'm welcomed by two Eastern European cadaan ladies who ask if I want I massage.

In which I reply ofcourse, so I enquire the cost. £50/ for half an hr which is about the average price I've paid before getting a massage.. As the lady starts to massage me I notice she has no clue what she's doing. She asks if it's my first time :gaasdrink: and at this point my spider senses are tingling.

It comes to my mind that the place might be a happy ending massage parlour. All she's doing is moving her hands slightly and I can tell there's no experience.

She asks if I'm comfortable and would like to be more comfortable. In which I reply what she means...

And then sm she confirms my suspicion I had all along. In which I replied what! :faysalwtf:

She asks me what was wrong, in which I tell her. I just came here for a normal decent massage.. She starts to try and persuade me to cough up more money and she'll do a better job.

I tell her I'm not down with it and that I honestly didn't think she was quilified to charge me anything as I've had better massages.

I was quit reluctant to pay up. That had to be the worst massage I've been too in my life. What a waste of time and lacag :farmajoyaab:


Hussein


Arent u in your 20s??? Why do u need massage??? Walaahi these millenials or Mibabians are really annoying walaah. So entitled. So decadent. So lazy
 

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I am ordering kapsalon hot chicken right now with garlic and chili sauce.

Dont judge the topic based on its title.



No but you paid to receive a decent massage.

I dont like massages, I prefer chiropractor to crack my bones


I would pay for this kind of adjustments walahi

Did you just watch the last few seconds of that :gucciwhat:

Imagine a guy sitting between your legs to crack your hips :nahgirl:
 

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Did you just watch the last few seconds of that :gucciwhat:

Imagine a guy sitting between your legs to crack your hips :nahgirl:

Thats extreme. My tension is usually in my shoulders and upper spine, neck area.
 

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So every now and again I tend to reward myself. Today was intended to be one of those days. I see this massage parlour which didn't seem bussy. I go in and i'm welcomed by two Eastern European cadaan ladies who ask if I want I massage.

In which I reply ofcourse, so I enquire the cost. £50/ for half an hr which is about the average price I've paid before getting a massage.. As the lady starts to massage me I notice she has no clue what she's doing. She asks if it's my first time :gaasdrink: and at this point my spider senses are tingling.

It comes to my mind that the place might be a happy ending massage parlour. All she's doing is moving her hands slightly and I can tell there's no experience.

She asks if I'm comfortable and would like to be more comfortable. In which I reply what she means...

And then sm she confirms my suspicion I had all along. In which I replied what! :faysalwtf:

She asks me what was wrong, in which I tell her. I just came here for a normal decent massage.. She starts to try and persuade me to cough up more money and she'll do a better job.

I tell her I'm not down with it and that I honestly didn't think she was quilified to charge me anything as I've had better massages.

I was quit reluctant to pay up. That had to be the worst massage I've been too in my life. What a waste of time and lacag :farmajoyaab:

You got ripped off I paid £30 for a deep tissue / Thai combo massage and this was quality fixed my back nicely. What city are you in...
 

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