Dhaqan celis

[Ayubi]

There's this dhaqan celis girl named Muna. She pretends she doesn't understand any Somali words so the fob relatives she's living with talk shit behind her back. They called her doqon and told her it mean't "Smart." One of them was a man who wanted to get her pregnant so he can migrate to the US. As soon as she was leaving, she spoke Somali which shook them all

She exposed them on the spot telling them I knew everything you said but I was just pretending to be dumb

She told her fob boyfriend (the guy who wanted to impregnate her) she knew everything he said and f*ck off basically and work for your shit rather then depending on a female

I speak broken Somali but I still understand the language. Next time I visit my fob cousins, imma pretend to be clueless in Af Somali to see if they talking shit so I could roast their dumb asses later

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[HanadR6]

There's this dhaqan celis girl named Muna. She pretends she doesn't understand any Somali words so the fob relatives she's living with talk shit behind her back. They called her doqon and told her it mean't "Smart." One of them was a man who wanted to get her pregnant so he can migrate to the US. As soon as she was leaving, she spoke Somali which shook them all

She exposed them on the spot telling them I knew everything you said but I was just pretending to be dumb

She told her fob boyfriend (the guy who wanted to impregnate her) she knew everything he said and f*ck off basically and work for your shit rather then depending on a female

I speak broken Somali but I still understand the language. Next time I visit my fob cousins, imma pretend to be clueless in Af Somali to see if they talking shit so I could roast their dumb asses later

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Ok FOB

 

[Veteran]

Haye
Inspired by @CaliTedesse

 

[Ayubi]

Ok FOB

It's actually a good tactic. You pretend to be clueless in Af Somali so you can see what their planning or saying about you. I'll try that from now on.

 

[Basra]

There's this dhaqan celis girl named Muna. She pretends she doesn't understand any Somali words so the fob relatives she's living with talk shit behind her back. They called her doqon and told her it mean't "Smart." One of them was a man who wanted to get her pregnant so he can migrate to the US. As soon as she was leaving, she spoke Somali which shook them all

She exposed them on the spot telling them I knew everything you said but I was just pretending to be dumb

She told her fob boyfriend (the guy who wanted to impregnate her) she knew everything he said and f*ck off basically and work for your shit rather then depending on a female

I speak broken Somali but I still understand the language. Next time I visit my fob cousins, imma pretend to be clueless in Af Somali to see if they talking shit so I could roast their dumb asses later

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Its like what Chinese or Asian people do to black or white people in America!


They give u that look ching chong chuu chaa choong and look at you while they are saying it loooooooooooooool

 

[Luciddreamer]

Bati iyo henna ķkkkkkkkkk

 

[Luciddreamer]

The edoo in the video is my
mental picture of @Basra

 

[Céleste]

my dhaqancelis would be heaven. I would be roasting them all to death.

Of course in somali.

 

[Guure]

The 2 niggas got me dying wallahi.

 

[Shmurda]

Very good skit they made I don't usually fully watch longer videos but I did with this one

When I went to Somalia my Somali was already decent my hooyo beat the luuqad into me so no one tried nothing

 

[Basra]

The edoo in the video is my
mental picture of @Basra

 

[Dalmoor]

Say wallahis watching the video and not understanding a thing despite the captions








Seeing @Ayubi's excellent summary of the video

 

[Céleste]

You seem to love that pic eedo.

 

[Dalmoor]

These guys are great at acting. Someone should hire them.

 

[Ayubi]

You seem to love that pic eedo.

Some detective work. @Samaalic Era, celeste is a HG from Finland and she has the same kind personality as @QueenSamaale. Do you think it's @QueenSamaale's second account?

 

[Céleste]

Some detective work. @Samaalic Era, celeste is a HG from Finland and she has the same kind personality as @QueenSamaale. Do you think it's @QueenSamaale's second account?

how can I be that horrible woman?

 

[Samaalic Era]

Some detective work. @Samaalic Era, celeste is a HG from Finland and she has the same kind personality as @QueenSamaale. Do you think it's @QueenSamaale's second account?

There is certainly alot of similarities but @QueenSamaale was my fkd ally while @Céleste is scheming how she will catch me offguard while travelling through Guriceel.

Its a tough call

 

[Ahmedahmed5000]

There's this dhaqan celis girl named Muna. She pretends she doesn't understand any Somali words so the fob relatives she's living with talk shit behind her back. They called her doqon and told her it mean't "Smart." One of them was a man who wanted to get her pregnant so he can migrate to the US. As soon as she was leaving, she spoke Somali which shook them all

She exposed them on the spot telling them I knew everything you said but I was just pretending to be dumb

She told her fob boyfriend (the guy who wanted to impregnate her) she knew everything he said and f*ck off basically and work for your shit rather then depending on a female

I speak broken Somali but I still understand the language. Next time I visit my fob cousins, imma pretend to be clueless in Af Somali to see if they talking shit so I could roast their dumb asses later

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9 had that in my youtube recommendation, but I just couldn't bother watching it

 

[Ayubi]

View attachment 89648 how can I be that horrible woman?

Not sure but I don't this she was a horrible women. She had that same girly character as you. You give me her vibes and come from the same tribe which I was wondering, if you were the same person, lmaooooo.

 

[Shmurda]

Now that I think of it niggas would clown me in galkacyo cuz I speak with a waqooyi accent worst part is they knew I understood them but still flamed me

My aabo got clowned when we went to ceerigabo so its worth it tho