Damn 18 matches on tinder in less than a day.

[Haji]

That's stupid

bidaar wanagsan was banned?

 

[Pepe]

Spotted the bigot. Man, bro, dude It's a girl with a dIck. Completely different. I'm not attracted to guys just femboys, traps and dommes, ya heard?

Cool advice but i'm kinda disqualified at your second point??? I have no friends lmao. but the rest of your tips seem solid.






I peruse /r/tinder too

You are into that lbgt shit, yeah im a bigot and proud too. You deserve a bullet.

 

[Marsin]

cadaan bbw who is dtf come on dude you cant hate on that, bust a nut and tell her to get going.

Saliida isaga bi'i

 

[SomaliWadaniSoldier]

So you want me to shop for a new wardrobe and high quality camera and find a pro photographer?
Why when there is a guy from my ethnicity with my phenotype again they wont tell the difference he really resembles me. You have to realize most ajanabis already say all Somalis look alike, this guy could be my brother he looks that similar.

yeah why not do that

its better than using pic of someone else

he is not u
u are not him

this is sad

ninyow waxaan waa ceeb

 

[oramiya]

Tinder is amazing! The women are DTF. First night wassmo.

 

[Pepe]

yeah why not do that

its better than using pic of someone else

he is not u
u are not him

this is sad

ninyow waxaan waa ceeb

Nah bro you are just a cockblocker, so the guy talking to men isnt ceeb but I am for playing some cadaan hoes, walahi this generation doesnt know how to bend the rules or play dirty.
Matter a fact im putting you on ignore.

 

[Reclesstuga]

bidaar wanagsan was banned?

I think so.

You are into that lbgt shit, yeah im a bigot and proud too. You deserve a bullet.

You fucking what? f*ck off, kid. You don't know my plight, therefore you can not judge me. I AM sick and tired of girls feeling entitled to shit because of the slit between the legs. I hope they all burn. There is no better feels than warm dung pouring outta their anal pore. Face it kid, pussy is a luxury only white men can afford
Catfishes like you have no hope. you better make the transition.

Boipussy>pussy i am right

 

[Badeed]

Your matching with habro cadaan oo kala dhacay? Shib deh, iska aamus, aduunkaad ku hoogtay

 

[Reclesstuga]

Repulsive, I recall that topic a while back, you actually messaged a dude with a dick? ROFL, you literally are gay. Straight dudes dont do that, especially a Somali who was raised right.

These are my recommendations to get matches.

1. Get a fake western name, My Arab friend went from Gamal to Grant and got way more matches, I know it sucks but es are easier to get if they can pronounce your name.
2. Say you are from a another city, es are more attracted to you if you aint from the same town as them.
3. 3 good pics, 1 with your friends. If you have no people in atleast 1 pic you look like a loser.
4. Simple profile and quick direct message to get number, the rest is on you.

Couple are at work so they'll contact me later, again I'm just practicing myself dont really expect much now, I gotta work on my game even more reading the seduction subreddit.

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Yoo Nick, You Dun Goof'd. Oh Shyitt, You dun did exposed her number in second screencap. Yo better delet dis

 

[RICH]

A Somali(lander) on Tinder? You hit rock bottom.

 

[arawelo 2.0]

'basically looks like me' means he is the upgraded version and not to be rude but the guy is barely average meaning you're probably a member of r/incel

 

[Slickback]

LMAO, post screenshots of the convos

 

[chink-in-a-box]

tinder is full of nasty s, they all want you to go down on them

 

[chink-in-a-box]

'basically looks like me' means he is the upgraded version and not to be rude but the guy is barely average meaning you're probably a member of r/incel

Damn

 

[Haji]

'basically looks like me' means he is the upgraded version and not to be rude but the guy is barely average meaning you're probably a member of r/incel

 

[Pepe]

Got a hookup tom at 7, white woman, she is very freaky on Snapchat, your boy gonna hold it down.

 

[Pepe]

I think so.
You fucking what? f*ck off, kid. You don't know my plight, therefore you can not judge me. I AM sick and tired of girls feeling entitled to shit because of the slit between the legs. I hope they all burn. There is no better feels than warm dung pouring outta their anal pore. Face it kid, pussy is a luxury only white men can afford
Catfishes like you have no hope. you better make the transition.

Boipussy>pussy i am right

Ninkan ureya guuska wassa akhas, nigga I don't roll like that I'm straight, ur the type to pop a boner in a locker room u gay khanis. The whole point is to have children eventually. Creampie a vagina get offspring nothing more attractive to me, just gotta get married soon. Where the hell did u even grow up, American Somalis don't talk like you.

 

[Reclesstuga]

Ninkan ureya guuska wassa akhas, nigga I don't roll like that I'm straight, ur the type to pop a boner in a locker room u gay khanis. The whole point is to have children eventually. Creampie a vagina get offspring nothing more attractive to me, just gotta get married soon. Where the hell did u even grow up, American Somalis don't talk like you.

Whatever man /: You don't have to have the secks with women just to have babies. other methods do exist but really it's w/e to each their own i guess. To me there's nothing more attractive than your s/o taking a sperm infused dump on you

 

[CangeeroBear]

Repulsive, I recall that topic a while back, you actually messaged a dude with a dick? ROFL, you literally are gay. Straight dudes dont do that, especially a Somali who was raised right.

These are my recommendations to get matches.

1. Get a fake western name, My Arab friend went from Gamal to Grant and got way more matches, I know it sucks but es are easier to get if they can pronounce your name.
2. Say you are from a another city, es are more attracted to you if you aint from the same town as them.
3. 3 good pics, 1 with your friends. If you have no people in atleast 1 pic you look like a loser.
4. Simple profile and quick direct message to get number, the rest is on you.

Couple are at work so they'll contact me later, again I'm just practicing myself dont really expect much now, I gotta work on my game even more reading the seduction subreddit.

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Sexual confusion arises from .You keep craving more intense substance until you find yourself at trap , studies have shown they are not "gay" but are craving something more intense.This is why NO FAP is life.

 

[Reclesstuga]

Sexual confusion arises from .You keep craving more intense substance until you find yourself at trap , studies have shown they are not "gay" but are craving something more intense.This is why NO FAP is life.

I am not sexually confused i would give head