Crazy forty five year old uncle called me today.

[lone]

A little back story. He has ten children and is married. He has never worked a single day in his whole life. He is twenty five years older than me and expects me to fund his life. He does not want to work because he is not a madiban.

He is getting braver. He asked for 125CAD because he wants to get paid in US currency.

This is my fifth time changing my line. What should I do?

 

[supz]

A little back story. He has ten children and is married. He has never worked a single day in his whole life. He is twenty five years older than me and expects me to fund his life. He does not want to work because he is not a madiban.

He is getting braver. He asked for 125CAD because he wants to get paid in US currency.

This is my fifth time changing my line. What should I do?

waaawaray. Your family is fucked the way you describe them. From your parents, to your arranged marriage and now this.

 

[Deactivated]

waaawaray. Your family is fucked the way you describe them. From your parents, to your arranged marriage and now this.

Ciyaal Kacaanism

 

[World]

You’re kidding me.

A man old enough to be your father is asking you to provide for him?

 

[Saar]

waaawaray. Your family is fucked the way you describe them. From your parents, to your arranged marriage and now this.

I know right and he is only 20

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

I respect his chutzpah. I think if he's bold enough to ask for $$$$, you should at least pick up his jaad tab. Only fair IMO

 

[Deactivated]

You’re kidding me.

A man old enough to be your father is asking you to provide for him?

It’s normal in Somalia.

There’s a generation grown men who are allergic to screwdrivers and hammers.

They sit in coffee shops laughing at tradesmen.

 

[lone]

I respect his chutzpah. I think if he's bold enough to ask for $$$$, you should at least pick up his jaad tab. Only fair IMO

I was giving him 45 every month since last year. The fuc*** hates women. All four of his daughters do not attend Dugsi or school. I cut him off for that reason.

 

[lone]

You’re kidding me.

A man old enough to be your father is asking you to provide for him?

Fam I am not kidding. My mother is the main problem. She pampers him so much. A grown ass man.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

I was giving him 45 every month since last year. The fuc*** hates women. All four of his daughters do not attend Dugsi or school. I cut him off for that reason.

Respect to him. Women are evil. I know from long experience with these harridans. They should not be a-jew-kated. Studies prove that the more educated women are, the less desirable they are. As a father you can never marry them off. I think your uncle knows things about life that you don't.

But respect to you for funding his qaat habit. Very loyal, that.

 

[World]

Fam I am not kidding. My mother is the main problem. She pampers him so much. A grown ass man.

We don’t even send money to our grandfather(he’s in his 60s) in Somalia, he doesn’t accept it.

I’m surprised that men of working age are cucked enough to want someone to provide for them, and not feel ashamed.

 

[Mercury]

A little back story. He has ten children and is married. He has never worked a single day in his whole life. He is twenty five years older than me and expects me to fund his life. He does not want to work because he is not a madiban.

He is getting braver. He asked for 125CAD because he wants to get paid in US currency.

This is my fifth time changing my line. What should I do?

Why cant his sons provide for him

And why is he not working

 

[sanger]

Somalis with a connect in the West do not work.

We found out recently thought one of my abtiyaal was collecting money from several different relatives. Motherfucker.

 

[lone]

Why cant his sons provide for him

And why is he not working

He believes madibans are the only people who work for a living. Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

 

[mrlog]

A little back story. He has ten children and is married. He has never worked a single day in his whole life. He is twenty five years older than me and expects me to fund his life. He does not want to work because he is not a madiban.

He is getting braver. He asked for 125CAD because he wants to get paid in US currency.

This is my fifth time changing my line. What should I do?

Sxb forget sending him lacag.
U need a plan to recoup all dat dough u sent him.
I got a sick plan laakin is u man enough to pull it through?

 

[The Cushitic One]

A little back story. He has ten children and is married. He has never worked a single day in his whole life. He is twenty five years older than me and expects me to fund his life. He does not want to work because he is not a madiban.

He is getting braver. He asked for 125CAD because he wants to get paid in US currency.

This is my fifth time changing my line. What should I do?

I know I shouldn't laugh
But this was funny as f*ck

Ps Canadian
dollars When exchanged aren't
much against the US dollar back
home

 

[lone]

Sxb forget sending him lacag.
U need a plan to recoup all dat dough u sent him.
I got a sick plan laakin is u man enough to pull it through?

I am listening sensei.

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Why don’t you slit your wrist and end this bullshit you call life you turncoat sellout if you can’t be loyal to your family then you will never be loyal to anyone rest in coffins often

 

[lone]

Why don’t you slit your wrist and end this bullshit you call life you turncoat sellout if you can’t be loyal to your family then you will never be loyal to anyone rest in coffins often

U mjs are full of hate.

 

[Yahya Liban-Lewis]

It’s normal in Somalia.

There’s a generation grown men who are allergic to screwdrivers and hammers.

They sit in coffee shops laughing at tradesmen.

This is so true

They're a bunch of stooges.