Corporate small talk will be the end of me

[Gacmeey]

I have been listening to the same shtick about recovering from a flu every time I interact with colleagues or how good the biscuits are that were brought in. It’s biscuits people, how many times in a month can one talk about biscuits. Wallahi sometimes I prefer working onsite with all the lead dust and noise over an air conditioned office where I have to listen to this shit.

 

[Stimpy]

I have been listening to the same shtick about recovering from a flu every time I interact with colleagues or how good the biscuits are that were brought in. It’s biscuits people, how many times in a month can one talk about biscuits. Wallahi sometimes I prefer working onsite with all the lead dust and noise over an air conditioned office where I have to listen to this shit.

Break your arm

 

[Basra]

I have been listening to the same shtick about recovering from a flu every time I interact with colleagues or how good the biscuits are that were brought in. It’s biscuits people, how many times in a month can one talk about biscuits. Wallahi sometimes I prefer working onsite with all the lead dust and noise over an air conditioned office where I have to listen to this shit.

Nah you don't want your colleagues to pry into your private life huuno. Try to cope.

 

[Keep it a boqol]

First world problems.

Are you that anti social you hate small talk? There are worse jobs out there that are gruesome, stressful and physically exhausting than corporate. You’re getting a salary and benefits. Suck it up and be grateful.