There will be no Somali incels on my watch.
I'll teach you guys simple steps to make a girl fall for you.
First steps:
1. If you don't already know here or communicate with her, then try entering her friend group and start from there.
2. Once you're in the talking stage act more mysterious because this will get their attention. Humans are naturally curious. So take advantage of that.
3. Don't give her all your attention. This just shows that you have nothing else going for you. Limit the time you spend with her and show her that she's not your "everything". For example, if you are a religious fellow, then show her that your deen and connection to Allah are more important to you than her. People in general like people that focus on things that are higher than themselves.
Middle stage:
4.Now it's time to cut down on the whole mysterious thing. Don't stop being mysterious but just do it a little less. The whole mysterious thing was to get her attention and now that you've got it, you have to present to her something. Let her get to know you a little bit. You do this by showing her your real passions.
Don't show her a fake passion that you just came up with because that ain't gonna work. Show her what you are really passionate about and let her see how passionate you are about it.
Don't show her some weird passion that's gonna make you look weird. Choose to show her the passions that are wholesome and interesting. This will give them insight on who you really are. That's when they start to feel like they really know you and that's a strong foundation to build a great relationship on.
@486th President don't tell her that you're passionate about men
5. Now it's time to ask her to do you little favours that you would otherwise have done yourself. This will make her feel like you can rely on her. This will make her feel closer to you.
For example, if you're in a library then ask her to get you a book you want. Let it be something easy. Easy enough that you would have probably gone and done it for yourself.
Don't over do it the. Just be moderate with it.
Although this sounds extremely simple, you'de be surprised with how it affects the girl.
6.Now that she feels like you can rely on her. Show her that you consider her trustworthy.
When a person trusts you and shows you that they trust you, you subconsciously begin to trust them as well.
Show her that you trust her by telling her a funny lighthearted and simple secret, not a big one or one that could possibly ruin your reputation. Tell her in a joking manner that she's the only one that know this.
This will make her feel trusted and she'll consequently trust you as well.
Final tips:
7. Now that she feels that she can trust you. Try and break the touch barrier. If she feels uncomfortable then stop.
If you're doing a project together, then slightly try touching her when showing her something or when you're correcting her when she does a mistake.
Try teasing her a little bit(not in a childish way) and give her a slight friendly seeming push. She'll probably do the same to you, so just laugh it off and make her comfortable with touching you.
If you're playing a sport like golf and football, then try touching her by showing her the proper posture to use when playing those games.
Slightly increase the frequency of it as you spend more time with her.
8. Treat her differently than other girls. This will make her feel like she's special and this will in turn will make her feel like you're a special to her as well.
End of tips.
These simple tips are gonna work wonders for you incels. So use it wisely.
Don't use it too often like I did. It reached the point where I acted this way around every girl I interacted with. Man, I even made the facially undesirable ones fall for me

Use it carefully ya f@#$n incels.


I'll teach you guys simple steps to make a girl fall for you.
First steps:
1. If you don't already know here or communicate with her, then try entering her friend group and start from there.
2. Once you're in the talking stage act more mysterious because this will get their attention. Humans are naturally curious. So take advantage of that.
3. Don't give her all your attention. This just shows that you have nothing else going for you. Limit the time you spend with her and show her that she's not your "everything". For example, if you are a religious fellow, then show her that your deen and connection to Allah are more important to you than her. People in general like people that focus on things that are higher than themselves.
Middle stage:
4.Now it's time to cut down on the whole mysterious thing. Don't stop being mysterious but just do it a little less. The whole mysterious thing was to get her attention and now that you've got it, you have to present to her something. Let her get to know you a little bit. You do this by showing her your real passions.
Don't show her a fake passion that you just came up with because that ain't gonna work. Show her what you are really passionate about and let her see how passionate you are about it.
Don't show her some weird passion that's gonna make you look weird. Choose to show her the passions that are wholesome and interesting. This will give them insight on who you really are. That's when they start to feel like they really know you and that's a strong foundation to build a great relationship on.
@486th President don't tell her that you're passionate about men

5. Now it's time to ask her to do you little favours that you would otherwise have done yourself. This will make her feel like you can rely on her. This will make her feel closer to you.
For example, if you're in a library then ask her to get you a book you want. Let it be something easy. Easy enough that you would have probably gone and done it for yourself.
Don't over do it the. Just be moderate with it.
Although this sounds extremely simple, you'de be surprised with how it affects the girl.
6.Now that she feels like you can rely on her. Show her that you consider her trustworthy.
When a person trusts you and shows you that they trust you, you subconsciously begin to trust them as well.
Show her that you trust her by telling her a funny lighthearted and simple secret, not a big one or one that could possibly ruin your reputation. Tell her in a joking manner that she's the only one that know this.
This will make her feel trusted and she'll consequently trust you as well.
Final tips:
7. Now that she feels that she can trust you. Try and break the touch barrier. If she feels uncomfortable then stop.
If you're doing a project together, then slightly try touching her when showing her something or when you're correcting her when she does a mistake.
Try teasing her a little bit(not in a childish way) and give her a slight friendly seeming push. She'll probably do the same to you, so just laugh it off and make her comfortable with touching you.
If you're playing a sport like golf and football, then try touching her by showing her the proper posture to use when playing those games.
Slightly increase the frequency of it as you spend more time with her.
8. Treat her differently than other girls. This will make her feel like she's special and this will in turn will make her feel like you're a special to her as well.
End of tips.
These simple tips are gonna work wonders for you incels. So use it wisely.
Don't use it too often like I did. It reached the point where I acted this way around every girl I interacted with. Man, I even made the facially undesirable ones fall for me


Use it carefully ya f@#$n incels.

