Classic! Best Joke, Ever

[Arma]

 

[Basra]

 

[land owner]

Proper banter innit good show lad it gave me the unruly giggles!

 

[NotMyL]

Lmao your accent is funnier than the joke

 

[NotMyL]

@Basra put your baati back edo, the man is married

 

[Arma]

Is that you?

 

[Basra]

Is that you?

No, huuno, i thought if i used this photo, i can fight with the demon of crush. Calll me Eeedo again..


...

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

@Basra just sent me a message asking how to shunkasi MJ men.

Basra is smitten!

 

[Basra]

@Basra just sent me a message asking how to shunkasi MJ men.

Basra is smitten!

Majeerteeni waa goob, oo walaaguursada, laakiin, hooyooo...we dhalaaq badaan yahaay hooyo kulaama raabi

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Majeerteeni waa goob, oo walaaguursada, laakiin, hooyooo...we dhalaaq badaan yahaay hooyo kulaama raabi

Loooooooooooool

Alla beerka!

Wallahi no way you’re under 30.


This is what my grandma buranbuurs when she’s bored.


Plot twist: Basra is my grandma and all this time
She pretended she didn’t know what internet was




***logs out forever***

 

[Basra]

Loooooooooooool

Alla beerka!

Wallahi no way you’re under 30.


This is what my grandma buranbuurs when she’s bored.


Plot twist: Basra is my grandma and all this time
She pretended she didn’t know what internet was




***logs out forever***

I love that folk take tho, my wabeebeneya MJ ayeeyo used to tell us......This Mj girl who was pretty and her mom didnt want qabils to marry her.

She said Mjs divorce women

Hawiya are thirsty and poor

Ogaden beat their women

Arab salah are fuleey and wont protect u


Isaaq are suspicious and jealous of other men Xinaas

 

[Degmada waaberi]

 

[NotMyL]

I love that folk take tho, my wabeebeneya MJ ayeeyo used to tell us......This Mj girl who was pretty and her mom didnt want qabils to marry her.

She said Mjs divorce women

Hawiya are thirsty and poor

Ogaden beat their women

Arab salah are fuleey and wont protect u


Isaaq are suspicious and jealous of other men Xinaas

What about your Marehan husband where does he fall in this?

 

[Basra]

What about your Marehan husband where does he fall in this?

I don't recall the woman buraan buur for Marehaan, but my Mj Ayeeyo said, Marehaan are good people, but their only fame is siyaad baare. Basically insignificant

 

[NotMyL]

I don't recall the woman buraan buur for Marehaan, but my Mj Ayeeyo said, Marehaan are good people, but their only fame is siyaad baare. Basically insignificant

How long have you guys been married? I know you mentioned your son is 17 years old, is he the father?

 

[The_Kong Dong]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To escape the UK before brexit destroys the economy

 

[Basra]

How long have you guys been married? I know you mentioned your son is 17 years old, is he the father?

Yep, my 17 year old is my first child

 

[darkdays]

SAVVY SAVVY MATE I JUST SpaT OUT MY MAG PIE MATE

Why do I feel like you don't have a job and you are just wearing construction uniform so it dosent look like your a low life

 

[Molotoff]

Yep, my 17 year old is my first child

 

[Nilotufian]

Blimey! Alfie Solomons’ has lost the bloody plot!