Catfishes: quick story

Caaro

I do something called "what I want"
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I remember this one day on november I was going through ig and saw a sweetie, so I messaged her trying to slide in. She never responds.

4-5 months later it was march and we were in semester 2 and going to our new semester classes, second period I had math and noticed a girl. She also noticed me too but she seemed familiar and I just couldn't figure out who it was. The whole class I noticed her checking me out but just ignored it, as soon as class ended I went away for lunch and played chess like usual. Then I get a notification on my phone from the girl I messaged way back in november finally responding to my message. Then it clicked in my head, it was the same girl :damn: Except the girl on the ig was on layers and layers of filters with layers and layers of make up on :jcoleno: and her irl was actually kinda ugly, I couldn't stop laughing the for like 5 minutes and had to show me friends what happened, we started dying. I actually got lucky there that a catfish felt herself too much and curved me, or else I would have been chatting with a catfish for days until I realized. From now on I'm never sliding into the dms of a shordy who only has filters and make up on her posts. Learned a lesson, they're actual demons posting another face on social media dkmmm:russ:
 

Figo

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You’re lucky you clocked it the perfect time or it would’ve been bad on your end.:russ::deadmanny:

Just as I’m typing this post some miskiin Farax is getting catfished on twitter or IG:francis:Cold world we live in breh.:ileycry:
 

Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
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I'm a reverse catfish. Rubbish in photos (not photogenic). Better in reality. :rejoice:I would love to be a catfish. Please tell me how I can deceive online. It would be a pleasure to learn. I think men deserve to be lied to (aesthetically speaking). :banderas:
 
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I'm a reverse catfish. Rubbish in photos (not photogenic). Better in reality. :rejoice:I would love to be a catfish. Please tell me how I can deceive online. It would be a pleasure to learn. I think men deserve to be lied to (aesthetically speaking). :banderas:

Wear excessive makeup use a filter highlight some body parts that attracts the opposite sex, could be the booty or a bit of cleavage kiss on the camera like if you was kissing your husband or boyfriend and boom you can call yourself an IG model
 

Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
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Wear excessive makeup use a filter highlight some body parts that attracts the opposite sex, could be the booty or a bit of cleavage kiss on the camera like if you was kissing your husband or boyfriend and boom you can call yourself an IG model

Thank you Sensei @Abdisamad. One problem, I have heard IG modeling is like a cyber bordello. :farmajoyaab: And that presenting oneself in a particular manner could be more than signal thirsty men but those willing to pay for the merchandise for some haram.com

Also, the unwanted attention might not be worth it. Unless its as a product placement/ influencer hustle.
 

Basic

Passive Aggressive is the new Aggressive
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I'm a reverse catfish. Rubbish in photos (not photogenic). Better in reality. :rejoice:I would love to be a catfish. Please tell me how I can deceive online. It would be a pleasure to learn. I think men deserve to be lied to (aesthetically speaking). :banderas:
I’m the same tbh. That’s why I hate sending people pictures or posting pictures online :mjkkk:
 

Jungle

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Thank you Sensei @Abdisamad. One problem, I have heard IG modeling is like a cyber bordello. :farmajoyaab: And that presenting oneself in a particular manner could be more than signally thirsty men but those willing to pay for the merchandise for some haram.com

Also, the unwanted attention might not be worth it. Unless its as a product placement/ influencer hustle.
What do you think the booking info is for? :heh:
 

Helios

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She looks pretty good ngl
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Helios

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:mindblown: If you don’t know what she looks like that means you ain’t got a game. :cosbyhmm:Walle you’re the Isaaq Abdisamad. :russ::damn:
It's a joke tbh If she wants to show me a pic of herself that's up to her completely

I'd show her a pic of myself too but again it's up to her - I don't look too bad honestly :cool:
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Basic

Passive Aggressive is the new Aggressive
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Hating on a basic ting? :damn::browtf:If I wanted to hate on someone I’d hate on a big shot caller like @sophisticate not a basic ting like you.:damedamn:



I’m sorry. It’s 4 am I’m not me when I’m hungry. I need a snickers rn. :ileycry:
Only idiots get offended by anonymous people online. You wouldn’t dare speak to me like this in person :manny:
 
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