Calaso

Discussion in 'General' started by SOULSEARCHING, Nov 21, 2019.

  1. Jaydaan

    Jaydaan

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    I don’t know bro. You are protesting too much. @SOULSEARCHING is good people, nothing wrong with liking her. We all do. She has good heart and funny as hell. If you want her you gotta step up your game.
     
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  2. Atoore Baadiye

    Atoore Baadiye Garowe&Galkacyo Staff Member Moderator

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    Waryaa have some respect bilaa dhaqan yahow. His mom didn’t do anything to you.
     
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  3. Calaso

    Calaso

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    Walaahi
    Do you not get me
    I have beautiful real wife back home
    Real part time girlfriend she is white
    I see here odd weekends we party fuck

    I now is haram my allah forgive me
    I have needs two my wife is back
    home and away Is only oil change

    I have my own studio apartment
    I live in th west coast of england

    I have a job self employed uberguy averaging $3000 A month income

    I am living on the best life
    any maali uk men 32 would be live
    Legit and lowkey just chilling bro

    I have lot of free time between uber trips and chilling at at home most of the days because i only work night shift

    I see chicks like her at clubs at shiha lounge and Downton restaurants malls weekly basis walaahi bilaahi talaahi

    So there is nothing special about her
    If you ask me she does have cute face
    After been in here somlispot for only
    3 weeks, I have found out she nuts crazy

    Not only her but also some of peers
    are fucked in the head as well
    These sspotters are not normal

    What is actually wrong with most sspot general members, I am I the only normal person here

    I bring fun entertainment and bullying
    Which is part being men human being

    Why does most people hare, have no sense humar there too serious all the time

    I am i in a wrong place to socialize
    I though I was crazy, but i have joined the nerdy weirdo maali clubs

    The type that are in back of library
    The type that discuss topics that not ment to be discussed by normal maali

    I am fucking getting out here of men
    I am ex sagging ciyaal soog already joined husband fob farax league

    I quite general
    From this moment on
    I will be in politic section talking qabill

    Fuck the general
    and bullshit sensitive topics U pussies
     
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  4. Jaydaan

    Jaydaan

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    Bro what’s a part time girlfriend? Is she your girl only weekends and is single weekdays? What’s her hours? I always thought one had girlfriend or not. Anyway @SOULSEARCHING is loved member. It’s not wise to disrespect her
     
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  5. SOULSEARCHING

    SOULSEARCHING

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    Don't encourage him :liberaltears::comeon:
     
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  6. Abdisamad3

    Abdisamad3

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    She like dark chocolate :diddyass:
     
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  7. SOULSEARCHING

    SOULSEARCHING

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    Crazy people

    Madow madow madooooooow:banderas::diddyass::cryinglaughsmiley::cryinglaughsmiley:
     
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  8. Abdisamad3

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  9. Atoore Baadiye

    Atoore Baadiye Garowe&Galkacyo Staff Member Moderator

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    :deadrose:

    End of 19 and Abdisamad still a baller. And here I thought you lost the magic.
     
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  10. Abdisamad3

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  11. Calaso

    Calaso

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    My part time is
    called fuck buddies
    english whitey that
    I pulled on holiday
    seasons Two years ago
    She from small town just 1 hour away

    We bumped head at smoking area of dance club in my city and she asked for lighter but I gave her more then
    a lighter

    She keep touching my hair saying is soft and she kept telling me that I looked Indian f*k out here

    I said hell no I am somalian raised in london who now lives Bristol she has never seen somali person in her whole life only 19 from yeovil countryside

    She smoke my kush skunk weed
    and would not leave me alone, so bough her drinks and she become magnet attracted to ciyaal soognimo

    At that time I lived my uncle
    Before he moved to south Africa to open supermarket business (f**king weird adeero he abandoned me alone no family left in the city)
    I could not ovaisly take her there, when I was living adeero house

    So I would rented low badge hotel and spend the night ther I gave her real say walaahi d**k and she love it So did I

    Cadaan woman smell walaahi though
    Disgusting first night I could not smell anything I was on high on weed I don't drink at all I remember rubbed it up

    But the morning when I woke up
    I had shower over 30 minutes to have smell get of me thank god was made in somali family our hygiene is top notch

    Second meeting I told her the rules
    lay down the from a maali prospective
    1. Never visit during her caado
    2. Always shower clean yourself before and after she visit me very important

    Cadaan woman are loyal
    but once trust is gone, there will f**k you up so bad its beyond recoverable

    But there 2second to a somali woman
    Sexually during intercourse there are better, there make any men come hard easily feeling satisfied over all regroup

    But somali woman whole different story mashallah clean soft there smell good last part I do not wanna go there cause i love them dearly starting from hoyo to my xaas to my future baby girl

    Sxeeb I am off to bed
    This is last story nerdy generals Sspoter
    Will be hearing from me

    I am done from the general section
    If you wanna catch me, catch me sspot politic music and sport fashion section
    Talking sports music fashion & politics

    Your nerdy weirdo can have peace last
    The bully has left the room bye byyye
     
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  12. HanadR6

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  13. HanadR6

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    Atleast plug me properly , wht is dosowareer
     
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  14. Luciddreamer

    Luciddreamer

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    YIKES why expose him like that audhubillah, women have no naxaris these days
     
  15. Khadar999

    Khadar999

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    If she blocks you she wants you to make a new account :camby::banderas:
    this is embarassing. A 30 yo simp? :mjlol::damn:
     
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  16. mrlog

    mrlog Classy not Ashy, walaahi

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    walaaahi I don’t.
    Ask @AussieHustler the dhaadhaan mod.
    I meant u told him to move out of his Hooyos basement as if it’s a simplistic thing.
    It took me 7 years to prepare for the move.
     
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