Calaso

[Jaydaan]

Bro
Walaahi
I really do have time
nor ever took this mad serious

Not even if was paid by my employers
I would even consider her to me my kind
she is mentally handicaped walaahi

Are these sspot members
serious there think I actually like her

You guys are fucking hilarious
This is all fun to me, I like trolling dumb weirdos I get bullying vibes

Reminds me when I was at school I use to do the same, no wonder why most of my life I have been under eye of curse

This is how I am
I am gentle bully then deadly effective
If you she he or them can handle
Then f*ck me all

My real life brings more excitement
Then nerd of from phone screen typing to other maali nerds somalispotters

I am the most entertaining guy here
So sspotters need to get on with there lives instead of being occupied with calaso

I don’t know bro. You are protesting too much. @SOULSEARCHING is good people, nothing wrong with liking her. We all do. She has good heart and funny as hell. If you want her you gotta step up your game.

 

[Figo]

So does
your mum

She at welfare office
Getting food stamps

bum
adiga ah
hoyada waas ganiisyaho

Waryaa have some respect bilaa dhaqan yahow. His mom didn’t do anything to you.

 

[Calaso]

I don’t know bro. You are protesting too much. @SOULSEARCHING is good people, nothing wrong with liking her. We all do. She has good heart and funny as hell. If you want her you gotta step up your game.

Walaahi
Do you not get me
I have beautiful real wife back home
Real part time girlfriend she is white
I see here odd weekends we party f*ck

I now is haram my allah forgive me
I have needs two my wife is back
home and away Is only oil change

I have my own studio apartment
I live in th west coast of england

I have a job self employed uberguy averaging $3000 A month income

I am living on the best life
any maali uk men 32 would be live
Legit and lowkey just chilling bro

I have lot of free time between uber trips and chilling at at home most of the days because i only work night shift

I see chicks like her at clubs at shiha lounge and Downton restaurants malls weekly basis walaahi bilaahi talaahi

So there is nothing special about her
If you ask me she does have cute face
After been in here somlispot for only
3 weeks, I have found out she nuts crazy

Not only her but also some of peers
are fucked in the head as well
These sspotters are not normal

What is actually wrong with most sspot general members, I am I the only normal person here

I bring fun entertainment and bullying
Which is part being men human being

Why does most people hare, have no sense humar there too serious all the time

I am i in a wrong place to socialize
I though I was crazy, but i have joined the nerdy weirdo maali clubs

The type that are in back of library
The type that discuss topics that not ment to be discussed by normal maali

I am fucking getting out here of men
I am ex sagging ciyaal soog already joined husband fob farax league

I quite general
From this moment on
I will be in politic section talking qabill

f*ck the general
and bullshit sensitive topics U pussies

 

[Jaydaan]

Bro what’s a part time girlfriend? Is she your girl only weekends and is single weekdays? What’s her hours? I always thought one had girlfriend or not. Anyway @SOULSEARCHING is loved member. It’s not wise to disrespect her

 

[SOULSEARCHING]

Dont give up brother....usually when girls say leave me alone, it means they want you but are bit shy.Go in little bit harder

Don't encourage him

 

[Abdisamad]

She like dark chocolate

 

[SOULSEARCHING]

Walaahi
Do you not get me
I have beautiful real wife back home
Real part time girlfriend she is white
I see here odd weekends we party f*ck

I now is haram my allah forgive me
I have needs two my wife is back
home and away Is only oil change

I have my own studio apartment
I live in th west coast of england

I have a job self employed uberguy averaging $3000 A month income

I am living on the best life
any maali uk men 32 would be live
Legit and lowkey just chilling bro

I have lot of free time between uber trips and chilling at at home most of the days because i only work night shift

I see chicks like her at clubs at shiha lounge and Downton restaurants malls weekly basis walaahi bilaahi talaahi

So there is nothing special about her
If you ask me she does have cute face
After been in here somlispot for only
3 weeks, I have found out she nuts crazy

Not only her but also some of peers
are fucked in the head as well
These sspotters are not normal

What is actually wrong with most sspot general members, I am I the only normal person here

I bring fun entertainment and bullying
Which is part being men human being

Why does most people hare, have no sense humar there too serious all the time

I am i in a wrong place to socialize
I though I was crazy, but i have joined the nerdy weirdo maali clubs

The type that are in back of library
The type that discuss topics that not ment to be discussed by normal maali

I am fucking getting out here of men
I am ex sagging ciyaal soog already joined husband fob farax league

I quite general
From this moment on
I will be in politic section talking qabill

f*ck the general
and bullshit sensitive topics U pussies

Crazy people

She like dark chocolate

Madow madow madooooooow

 

[Abdisamad]

@SOULSEARCHING

Come to papa dhuxul

 

[Figo]

@SOULSEARCHING

Come to papa dhuxul

End of 19 and Abdisamad still a baller. And here I thought you lost the magic.

 

[Abdisamad]

End of 19 and Abdisamad still a baller. And here I thought you lost the magic.

 

[Calaso]

Bro what’s a part time girlfriend? Is she your girl only weekends and is single weekdays? What’s her hours? I always thought one had girlfriend or not. Anyway @SOULSEARCHING is loved member. It’s not wise to disrespect her

My part time is
called f*ck buddies
english whitey that
I pulled on holiday
seasons Two years ago
She from small town just 1 hour away

We bumped head at smoking area of dance club in my city and she asked for lighter but I gave her more then
a lighter

She keep touching my hair saying is soft and she kept telling me that I looked Indian f*k out here

I said hell no I am somalian raised in london who now lives Bristol she has never seen somali person in her whole life only 19 from yeovil countryside

She smoke my kush skunk weed
and would not leave me alone, so bough her drinks and she become magnet attracted to ciyaal soognimo

At that time I lived my uncle
Before he moved to south Africa to open supermarket business (f**king weird adeero he abandoned me alone no family left in the city)
I could not ovaisly take her there, when I was living adeero house

So I would rented low badge hotel and spend the night ther I gave her real say walaahi d**k and she love it So did I

Cadaan woman smell walaahi though
Disgusting first night I could not smell anything I was on high on weed I don't drink at all I remember rubbed it up

But the morning when I woke up
I had shower over 30 minutes to have smell get of me thank god was made in somali family our hygiene is top notch

Second meeting I told her the rules
lay down the from a maali prospective
1. Never visit during her caado
2. Always shower clean yourself before and after she visit me very important

Cadaan woman are loyal
but once trust is gone, there will f**k you up so bad its beyond recoverable

But there 2second to a somali woman
Sexually during intercourse there are better, there make any men come hard easily feeling satisfied over all regroup

But somali woman whole different story mashallah clean soft there smell good last part I do not wanna go there cause i love them dearly starting from hoyo to my xaas to my future baby girl

Sxeeb I am off to bed
This is last story nerdy generals Sspoter
Will be hearing from me

I am done from the general section
If you wanna catch me, catch me sspot politic music and sport fashion section
Talking sports music fashion & politics

Your nerdy weirdo can have peace last
The bully has left the room bye byyye

 

[HanadR6]

 

[HanadR6]

Look you are 32 years of age and your behavior and intelligence is of a 13 year old boy.

Leave me alone, stop sending me long love poems and Don't get mad when I don't reply. I am not your wife stop claiming me.
Move out of your mother's basement too.



The kid @Dosowareer has better game then you.

Atleast plug me properly , wht is dosowareer

 

[Luciddreamer]

YIKES why expose him like that audhubillah, women have no naxaris these days

 

[Khadar999]

Dont give up brother....usually when girls say leave me alone, it means they want you but are bit shy.Go in little bit harder

If she blocks you she wants you to make a new account

this is embarassing. A 30 yo simp?

 

[mrlog]

I knew you had two accounts, this one has been inactive for a year.

walaaahi I don’t.
Ask @AussieHustler the dhaadhaan mod.
I meant u told him to move out of his Hooyos basement as if it’s a simplistic thing.
It took me 7 years to prepare for the move.