Luciddreamer
Certified bakhti
So on my free days I like to stay up,
and go outside to light one up.
I go to this kindergarten near me around 2-3 in the am.
As I was jamming to my playlist
chilling on the hoorofey (is that how you spell tire swing on af somali?) and smoking my jaanoo i see this flashlight.
As I look closer I see this person approaching with a flash from her phone.
It's a middle aged caadan lady with
something looking like a police vest.
As my high is almost peaking my heart
came straight out my ass. I was sweating
bullets. I though this was the police
Then she starting talking.
Kuulah, "can you please throw the filter
outside the kindergarten?"
As I stop panicking I saw that this lady
was just a random caadan civilian.
I looked at vest and realized that
the vest was those yellow sht construction workers use.
Walle I was fuming inside.
I replied back with, "I always take the filters with me as I save all my roaches"
As she left I was stuck with a fucked up buzz naacala.
Why the f*ck was she outside in 2 am??
Cant these caadans mind their own
business??
Citizen arrest kinnii waas
and go outside to light one up.
I go to this kindergarten near me around 2-3 in the am.
As I was jamming to my playlist
chilling on the hoorofey (is that how you spell tire swing on af somali?) and smoking my jaanoo i see this flashlight.
As I look closer I see this person approaching with a flash from her phone.
It's a middle aged caadan lady with
something looking like a police vest.
As my high is almost peaking my heart
came straight out my ass. I was sweating
bullets. I though this was the police
Then she starting talking.
Kuulah, "can you please throw the filter
outside the kindergarten?"
As I stop panicking I saw that this lady
was just a random caadan civilian.
I looked at vest and realized that
the vest was those yellow sht construction workers use.
Walle I was fuming inside.
I replied back with, "I always take the filters with me as I save all my roaches"
As she left I was stuck with a fucked up buzz naacala.
Why the f*ck was she outside in 2 am??
Cant these caadans mind their own
business??
Citizen arrest kinnii waas