Caadan people naacala

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  1. Luciddreamer

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    So on my free days I like to stay up,
    and go outside to light one up.

    I go to this kindergarten near me around 2-3 in the am.

    As I was jamming to my playlist
    chilling on the hoorofey (is that how you spell tire swing on af somali?) and smoking my jaanoo i see this flashlight.

    As I look closer I see this person approaching with a flash from her phone.

    It's a middle aged caadan lady with
    something looking like a police vest.

    As my high is almost peaking my heart
    came straight out my ass. I was sweating
    bullets. I though this bitch was the police

    Then she starting talking.

    Kuulah, "can you please throw the filter
    outside the kindergarten?"

    As I stop panicking I saw that this lady
    was just a random caadan civilian.

    I looked at vest and realized that
    the vest was those yellow sht construction workers use.


    Walle I was fuming inside.

    I replied back with, "I always take the filters with me as I save all my roaches"

    As she left I was stuck with a fucked up buzz naacala.

    Why the fuck was she outside in 2 am??
    Cant these caadans mind their own
    business??

    Citizen arrest kinnii waas :mahubowtf:
     
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  2. Shmurda

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    Why you balling up at a school do it in the apt stairwell or balcony like everyone else :mjlol:

    But yeah cadaans always like to fukk niggas high up with some bs talmbout "theres kids here" bytch and what if they wanna puff on it tellem holla at me :kodaksmiley:
     
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  3. Luciddreamer

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    Bruh I cant smoke near my sht people her
    snitch like nothing.
    And whatever reason all these caadans know
    how weed smells like :kodaksmiley:



    Besides there is this huge swing you can
    lay on while stargazing.

    Beats a rushed paranoid puffing at a stairwell.
     
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  4. Radical Canjeerorism

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    Just look at the cringy shit they post on social media lol
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  5. Luciddreamer

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    Cringe overload :kanyehmm:
     
  6. Shmurda

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    You need to find yourself a trapspot or some crackheads house where you can just faywad over whenever you want ball up a quick one and cut sxb
     
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  7. Luciddreamer

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    Waxaan walan eeg kkkkk

    How can you get high around those places.

    Environment is key to get a good buzz.

    No paranoia to get caught or be in a ugly place filled with trapped jinni iyo bad vibes.

    Trap house kulah hahahahaha
     
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  8. Timo Jareer and proud

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    For all hot cadaan chicks

    You're tits are fine, and so are your thighs. Your ass is huge, begging to be used. My attraction craves of satisfaction darling, our conversation will end with gratification.
     
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    I smoke in this park. After 8pm the gates close, so am always on my ones in the place. There are benches on top of the building
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  10. Sammo

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    You niggas walk around at 2 am in the morning? Must be nice being a man. As a female, you don’t know what type of pervs are outside at that hour.
     
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  11. Halimo-2018

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    Stop smoking. Eat bariis n hilib with that money instead.
     
  12. RasCanjero

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    Weed kills the brain.
     
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  13. Luciddreamer

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    Does the opposite for me
     
  14. offensive bias

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    You are confusing it with alcohol which is proven to kill brain cells while you can look up several peer reviewed science journals that show thc helps with neurogenesis .
    Creating new brain cells.
     
  15. Shmurda

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    Keep the toolie on you and you'll have no worries :salute:
     
  16. RasCanjero

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    It isn't 100% clear. If you smoke while your brain is developing it skews development and you brain might not fully mature.

    Dr Phil is all the science I need in my life:



    Also check out the pseudo oil salesman Daniel Amen's talk in Ted & Google.

    Apparently weed fucks with the part in your brain that turns short term memory into long term memory by messing with the pleasure centre that coordinates it.

    Will definitely affect your capacity to learn new things.

    Just stick to crack.
     
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