BREaking NEws: The Arab midget, social media , calls Somali girls Dameer! He is in Minnesota.

[Grigori Rasputin]

I have no doubt that he will wage a sexual jihad on our gullible groupies of his this whole week. Disaster has befallen us, terrible.

 

[Arman]

Some malicious kid probably told him it was a term of endearment.

 

[Reign]

Menace you are a legend. That twitter handle just cracks me up every time.

 

[DrippinglyWet]

Isn't Adam saleh a gaal?
Didn't he renounce Islam ?

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Menace you are a legend. That twitter handle just cracks me up every time.

The Somali leadership is utterly useless! I am the true leader, however delusional i might be but ya fiyoow? we are all fucking nuts. Atleast I am using this twitter handle to defend the honor of the nation.

 

[Bahal]

This manlet would've been a court jester a few centuries ago

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Isn't Adam saleh a gaal?
Didn't he renounce Islam ?

Waar waxuu rabo ha denounce gareeyo, all we need from him is to leave our female alone. He on quest to kill that midget genes with one gazelle of ours. We are well endowed with height, the man knows this.

 

[Reign]

The Somali leadership is utterly useless! I am the true leader, however delusional i might be but ya fiyoow? we are all fucking nuts. Atleast I am using this twitter handle to defend the honor of the nation.

Keep up the good work Mr President.

 

[daacad]

why is the president responding to this qashin

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

why is the president responding to this qashin

The President wants to protect the national gazelle's that susceptible to this midget's sorcery. We can not afford to have a new midget population amongst us. This man intents to lay some seeds within our population, unacceptible. This is a national threat!

 

[Bahal]

why is the president responding to this qashin

Madaxweeynahu waa nin waalan

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Madaxweeynahu waa nin waalan

As the president I never laid claim to sanity, waalidu waa national character, otherwise how on earth did we set a genius world record as a failed state for 30 years? That is an achievement only a mental national can accomplish.

 

[Bohol]

Lool.

 

[Hemaal]

Spoiler

You don't have permission to view the spoiler content. Log in or register now.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Spoiler

You don't have permission to view the spoiler content. Log in or register now.

actually I approved this approach, you must link yourself with a social media star.

 

[John Michael]

Who is the Ali khalif galaydh handle?




Wallahi I find it so charming how you guys gets such joy outta these little pranks. It's so innocent. I wanna be that childlike too.

 

[Vanguard]

We could easily hijack twitter somali politics with these fake accounts

someone make a Siilaanyo account and beef with the fake Ali khaliif and Gaas

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Who is the Ali khalif galaydh handle?




Wallahi I find it so charming how you guys gets such joy outta these little pranks. It's so innocent. I wanna be that childlike too.

wey igu wada deydeyn. @government opened that one. There's also a Jubaland one that @shanqale opened

 

[daacad]

The President wants to protect the national gazelle's that susceptible to this midget's sorcery. We can not afford to have a new midget population amongst us. This man intents to lay some seeds within our population, unacceptible. This is a national threat!

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Check out @AliGalaydh's Tweet:

Waar neefyahow sax spelling kaaga! This beneath an official President.