Breaking: I have been appointed @AbdiJohnson's deputy

[HalyeeyQaran]

I, @HalyeeyQaran, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the rules of SomaliSpot against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter: So help me God.

I will handle @AbdiJohnson's menial tasks from now on as our President must focus his attention on the treacherous dhabayaco opposition leader @Duchess planning a coup against the state.

 

[Duchess]

The dhabayaco always win. No weapon formed against us shall prosper. You as a Dhulbahante should know better.

 

[Unionist]

He's a Dhulo? That explains a lot.

 

[HalyeeyQaran]

The anti-coup faction has been mobilized. I have met with my chief advisors @Darod_Supremacy and @Boqorka Bantus and we are committed to to securing the stability of the state. My loyal service will see me promoted to a senior-level officer in the very near future.

 

[Phoenix]

Take down that flag you look ridiculous...baster.

 

[HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?]

@HalyeeyQaran Get the f*ck out here.