BOMBSHELL: Somali men pivoting from 🇲🇦 to 🇩🇯 after a salivating Mehr price

[El Nino]

War Jabuuti GALA, somali men around the world are canceling their flights to Morocco after a local habaryar has spelled the beans

My packs are already packed, destination booked and a hotel secured (far distant relatives house). Early bird gets the worm as the saying goes.

 

[Angelina]

Reer Djibouti are Somali and have the exact same Dhaqan and Mehr and wedding system as other Somalis and have been marrying other Somalis since forever. They’re Mehr is most definitely not 300 and like other Somalis, their Mehr varies.

At this point, I’m going to assume the fobs of TikTok are just plain dim.

 

[Sigmundd]

"Bombshell" kulaha is like we are discussing an episode of that trash show Love Island.

 

[Kisame]

Reer Djibouti are Somali and have the exact same Dhaqan and Mehr and wedding system as other Somalis and have been marrying other Somalis since forever. They’re Mehr is most definitely not 300 and like other Somalis, their Mehr varies.

At this point, I’m going to assume the fobs of TikTok are just plain dim.

There was a thread on here about a fake tiktok account created by an abdi that had xalimos mad. He just found some random cadaan women and edited her tiktoks by making her thirst after Somali niggas.

Xalimos were in the comments mad at the women.

The fact that so many somalis back home couldn't realize the Tiktok was fake made me worried about our average IQ back home.

We got a bunch of dumbass niggas with access to tiktok.

 

[Angelina]

@Khaemwaset

What do you think of these non Cisse and Samroon Somalis coming to Djibouti?

 

[El Nino]

Reer Djibouti are Somali and have the exact same Dhaqan and Mehr and wedding system as other Somalis and have been marrying other Somalis since forever. They’re Mehr is most definitely not 300 and like other Somalis, their Mehr varies.

At this point, I’m going to assume the fobs of TikTok are just plain dim.

Economic woes caused by covid-19 or locally known as cudurka chineeska noo keeneen has had tremendous effect on young faaraxs back homeInflation spares nobody and what better metric for somalis then the dreaded mehr price!! The economy has only recently started to bounce back but the price hasn’t fallen down to pre-2020 levels (50€ dollars even).

Experts and analysts specialised in this delicate matter (local adeers and habaryars) have warned that the price might never go down, leaving faaraxs worried and desperate.

Jabuuti seems to have handled better the worldwide economic recession and fought off inflation. Jamhuriyada barakeysan Jabuuti will be seeing me soon. 300€ dollars is a wonderful deal I must say.

 

[El Nino]

"Bombshell" kulaha is like we are discussing an episode of that trash show Love Island.

It also used for surprising events

 

[Khaem]

@Khaemwaset

What do you think of these non Cisse and Samroon Somalis coming to Djibouti?

In a Somali Wadani abaayo, all Somalis are welcome in a Somali country.

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[HabarSteven12]

 

[Chaseyourdreamzz]

Was that TikTok posted today ?

 

[Daydreamer]

wale somalidha wee oo dhamatay (pardon the shitty somali, im practicing)

 

[Daydreamer]

Reer Djibouti are Somali and have the exact same Dhaqan and Mehr and wedding system as other Somalis and have been marrying other Somalis since forever. They’re Mehr is most definitely not 300 and like other Somalis, their Mehr varies.

At this point, I’m going to assume the fobs of TikTok are just plain dim.

malnutrition and fighting over dusty wells and clans will do that to ya

 

[johnsepei5]

What happend to the Somali-Indian craze
Aren’t Indian wives 10x cheaper than Moroccans

 

[Keep it a boqol]

ya allah ya ar razak ya al hakeem. forgive me allah . send blessing to prophet mohammed pbuh. ya allah ya aziz i ask you to delete and block the sinful chinese app tiktok in our ancestral homeland. Keep us on the straight path and away from degeneracy and useless talk allah. ameen

 

[El Nino]

ya allah ya ar razak ya al hakeem. forgive me allah . send blessing to prophet mohammed pbuh. ya allah ya aziz i ask you to delete and block the sinful chinese app tiktok in our ancestral homeland. Keep us on the straight path and away from degeneracy and useless talk allah. ameen

Aamiin

 

[Bazed]

"Bombshell" kulaha is like we are discussing an episode of that trash show Love Island.

Hold on. There's money here. Somalis would pay to dollar to watch mindless garbage about some Farah looking for a wife (doesn't have to be his first).

 

[Basra]

 

[HabarSteven12]

Economic woes caused by covid-19 or locally known as cudurka chineeska noo keeneen has had tremendous effect on young faaraxs back homeInflation spares nobody and what better metric for somalis then the dreaded mehr price!! The economy has only recently started to bounce back but the price hasn’t fallen down to pre-2020 levels (50€ dollars even).

Experts and analysts specialised in this delicate matter (local adeers and habaryars) have warned that the price might never go down, leaving faaraxs worried and desperate.

Jabuuti seems to have handled better the worldwide economic recession and fought off inflation. Jamhuriyada barakeysan Jabuuti will be seeing me soon. 300€ dollars is a wonderful deal I must say.

Ina adeer iska waran. Even before the COVID-19 pandemic, many young Somali men were unemployed. Before the COVID-19 pandemic, Somalia had a staggering 70% unemployment rate among the youth. Also, the young farax's are competing with the men in the diaspora. Many Somali men in the diaspora are flocking back to Somalia to find spouses.

This leaves the young farax's in an extremely disadvantaged position. They can't compete with the diaspora men in terms of Mehr and financial power. This is why many young Somali men are doing tahrib.

 

[El Nino]

Ina adeer iska waran. Even before the COVID-19 pandemic, many young Somali men were unemployed. Before the COVID-19 pandemic, Somalia had a staggering 70% unemployment rate among the youth. Also, the young farax's are competing with the men in the diaspora. Many Somali men in the diaspora are flocking back to Somalia to find spouses.

This leaves the young farax's in an extremely disadvantaged position. They can't compete with the diaspora men in terms of Mehr and financial power. This is why many young Somali men are doing tahrib.

Ina adeer ha i dhihin, the jury is still out on your true ethnicity I can sense the sneak dissing in your comment, you are not slick nikka.

 

[HabarSteven12]

Ina adeer ha i dhihin, the jury is still out on your true ethnicity I can sense the sneak dissing in your comment, you are not slick nikka.

Wallahi billahi I am not sneak dissing. Libax reer cadaado ba tahay. There is no need to be aggressive towards me. I was just sending my salams.