Grigori Rasputin
Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
Back home is obsessed with festive occasions such as Weddings and Birthdays. I think they assume that’s this is the way to enlightenment but it ain’t my business. It’s mind boggling to see them throw a lavish party while living in a shithole. I mean there’s no infrastructure to speak of but they rather throw a lavish party. Anyways that’s besides the point.
I’ve been brainstorming on how to create a sustainable employment for my cousins. It’s terrible to get them addicted to handouts.
Finally I came up with an idea.
I will go to China to buy them animated characters such as Barney,Mickey and etc.
I’ll trll them to charge birthday events $40 for 3 hours.
$100 for a store opening
$60 for Eid occasions.
I’ve been brainstorming on how to create a sustainable employment for my cousins. It’s terrible to get them addicted to handouts.
Finally I came up with an idea.
I will go to China to buy them animated characters such as Barney,Mickey and etc.
I’ll trll them to charge birthday events $40 for 3 hours.
$100 for a store opening
$60 for Eid occasions.