Beware of Eager Abdi

[El padrone]

I have urbandictionary open on another tab. I'm trying to learn ebonics. You never know when it will come in handy.

I hope its my words that opened that tab.

you should check santorum word just for shits and giggles!

 

[El padrone]

Nacaala!!!!

Gacaliso im enlightened cabdi, thats why iam turned on by feminine intellect!

 

[GeKo]

you are using big words for a woman!

I also found out not too long ago that I was attracted to sapiosexual women that use big words + a big bum =

So xaax

 

[Sophisticate]

Didn't know there were too many sensitive "eager Abdi's" on this website. Interesting to note that they are the same mob who always complain about the high cost of meher.


Op

What's the alternative to "eager Abdi" & can you please add a short descriptive piece about him. Thanks in advance.

Certainly. Eager Abdi is looking to settle down. He's made a conscious decision to find a partner. And there's nothing wrong with that. Here's where the problem lies. He's so blinded by the end goal - marriage that he wants to rush rapport building. This might be due to pressures from his family, seeing relatives or friends get married off, or being 'subconsciously' concerned about a decline in his fertility. Believe it or not, my friend, men also suffer from age-related fertility issues. I don't think there's anything wrong with the Eager Abdi, per se but patience is a virtue. He would be better served trying to get to know someone to determine compatibility and value alignment before initiating a discussion on commitment.

 

[El padrone]

I also found out not too long ago that I was attracted to sapiosexual women that use big words + a big bum =

So xaax

You arent alone sxb! wait till your tinder date turns out to be this sophisticated, glamorous lady and you get to have the best sex you hsve ever had in your life at her equally glamorous apartment with complex mathematical equations on every inch of her mirrors!
then tells you to get dressed and haul your ass home because she turns off her emotions, not to cloud her higher vibrations intellect and psyche!

when you meet such unicorn you will be ready to leave this godforsaken world!

 

[Sophisticate]

@sophisticate a woman writing full sentences, kibr! you really have triggered the usuals.

Perhaps your description will help some miskeen Marian's, her inexperience doesn't allow her to notice the warning signs and that she is just one on the list.

Ubax, I couldn't agree with you more. It's best to listen to your inner voice. When it says run. Run! Sometimes our logical brains deceive us. Girls, in particular are inclined to favour a guy if their friends co-sign. Especially, if he stacks up in personality, looks and/or status. Lucky, for yours truly I follow my intuition. Alx, it hasn't failed me yet.

 

[Vision]

Whats the ratio of eager abdis to that of eager halimos. Indulge me..

 

[Sophisticate]

Whats the ratio of eager abdis to that of eager halimos. Indulge me..

I'd love to conduct a survey. I'm just afraid there would be a reporting bias. Few would admit to it. Even if we dis-identify the data. :siilaanyolaugh:

 

[Vision]

I'd love to conduct a survey. I'm just afraid there would be a reporting bias. Few would admit to it. Even if we dis-identify the data. :siilaanyolaugh:

Add an annonymous poll to the thread

Although i'm afraid the women folk here would vote as eager abdis and if you make it public, the abdis wont vote

 

[El padrone]

In real life the ratio will be overwhelmingly in favour for eager xaliimos and their fellow cheap n clean.

 

[Sophisticate]

Add an annonymous poll to the thread

Although i'm afraid the women folk here would vote as eager abdis and if you make it public, the abdis wont vote

I'm afraid, you're right. Eager Abdis would be over represented.

 

[SuldaanGuled]

Waan garanay walaal

Ducada waan kusa badinayna

Ilaahay nin wanaagsan oo ka qanciya hortada ha keeno amiin

Increase your good deeds as well

 

[Sophisticate]

Waan garanay walaal

Ducada waan kusa badinayna

Ilaahay nin wanaagsan oo ka qanciya hortada ha keeno amiin

Increase your good deeds as well

Thank you, huuno.

 

[SuldaanGuled]

Thank you, huuno.

That word triggered some old memories wale

As somalis say wixii lagu qoro ma gafaysid

 

[Periodicbrilliance]

Trying to meet/get to know someone for marriage is so hard. Particularly in my case when I have no involvement in the Somali community. I never even heard of this archetype. I feel like I'm going to get got.

 

[Periodicbrilliance]

I only know two Somali guys in real life. One is ugly, obese and a creep, the other views all my snapchat/instagram stories the second they're posted and never likes my pics. I'm about to block him. I'm 70% sure he's either married or engaged. He follows Somalibridal and wedding decor pages. Yaab.

Ps. Thanks for he warning!

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

@merka

 

[YoungFarah]

I only know two Somali guys in real life. One is ugly, obese and a creep, the other views all my snapchat/instagram stories the second they're posted and never likes my pics. I'm about to block him. I'm 70% he's either married or engaged.

Ps. Thanks for he warning!

How are you from the 416 yet you don't know Somalis? The place is basically packed with them.

 

[Periodicbrilliance]

How are you from the 416 yet you don't know Somalis? The place is basically packed with them.

TBH. My family doesn't really mingle with other Somalis. I overheard someone say at a barbecue " reer [insert name] only interacts with other Somalis when one of them dies or is getting married. They really think highly of themselves." Lmao.

Anyway I'm from Scarborough the only Somalis kids I knew growing up (through school) didn't want to be my friend cause I was "faqash". So I chilled with cadaans and brown people.

 

[YoungFarah]

TBH. My family doesn't really mingle with other Somalis. I overheard someone say at a barbecue " reer [insert name] only interacts with other Somalis when one of them dies or is getting married. They really think highly of themselves." Lmao.

Anyway I'm from Scarborough the only Somalis kids I knew growing up (through school) didn't want to be my friend cause I was "faqash". So I chilled with cadaans and brown people.

People talk that faqash nonsense in real life I thought it was just online. Scarborough is a very reer waqooyi neighbourhood tho. Sorry you were ostracised from your own people due to stupid qabyaalad and politics