Best pick up line I used

[Factz]

My friends dared me to do this challange on five pretty Xalimos and it all worked and they all catched feelings so easily but I told them it was a joke in the end but one got really sad and I hugged her and said you'll find a better faarax inshallah, so please don't be sad. I done this last week and man I should've made a video because it was so funny but yeah I have crazy friends who are on it in many things.

If you guys don't have a clue what I'm talking about then watch this video.


By the way, to my Somali brothers wallahi bullahi this shit works since I tried it. Maybe I'm too handsome but this technique is literally a hack for women feelings.

 

[Basra]

My friends dared me to do this challange on five pretty Xalimos and it all worked and they all catched feelings so easily but I told them it was a joke in the end but one got really sad and I hugged her and said you'll find a better faarax inshallah, so please don't be sad. I done this last week and man I should've made a video because it was so funny but yeah I have crazy friends who are on it in many things.

If you guys don't have a clue what I'm talking about then watch this video.


By the way, to my Somali brothers wallahi bullahi this shit works since I tried it. Maybe I'm too handsome but this technique is literally a hack for women feelings.

Factz

I agree with u. Farahs should have more confidence. There is NO reason a Farah cannot approach a random Xalimo in the Somali mall-- and say to her --- God damn YOU ARE HOOOTT I love your beautiful eyes, can we be friends and soon get married? The answer is almost always YES.

 

[Factz]

Factz

I agree with u. Farahs should have more confidence. There is NO reason a Farah cannot approach a random Xalimo in the Somali mall-- and say to her --- God damn YOU ARE HOOOTT I love your beautiful eyes, can we be friends and soon get married? The answer is almost YES.

All I got to do is stare at Xalimo and they will stop because I'm extremely handsome and I go forward and say you are my girl and they will catch feelings immediately and start giving their numbers before I even ask.

Wallahi I remember asking a girl out and I said to her my phone isn't working and she said why and I said because it needs your number and I remember her laughing so hard and at the same time saying awww. She became my babe ever since during high school but I dumped her ass eventually.

 

[Basra]

All I got to do is stare at Xalimo and they will stop because I'm extremely handsome and I go forward and say you are my girl and they will catch feelings immediately and start giving their numbers before I even ask.

Wallahi I remember asking a girl out and I said to her my phone isn't working and she said why and I said because it needs your number and I remember her laughing so hard and at the same time saying awww. She became my babe ever since during high school but I dumped her ass eventually.

LOL dumped her ass Kulaaha.....r u drunk when u type?

 

[Factz]

LOL dumped her ass Kulaaha.....r u drunk when u type?

I don't drink naaya but this is my high school history but I agree with you that Somali men need alot of confidence. There are so many amazing pick up lines they can learn from and use it towards their gazelle crush.

 

[Basra]

 

[chink-in-a-box]

 

[Puntlandtheglorious]

Baby I like ur smile

 

[lalayariis]

The confident ones won’t survive, I will break them down until they know their place as qashin and my property.

 

[Factz]

I have no reason to lie abaha wass. Everything I said is true and I put that on the name of Allah.

 

[Manafesto]

I don't drink naaya but this is my high school history but I agree with you that Somali men need alot of confidence. There are so many amazing pick up lines they can learn from and use it towards their gazelle crush.

What is your most favorite pick up line that landed you a number?.

I personally have none and improvise on the spot, being very handsome I enjoy to intimidate xalimos by provaking them ask them for dumbest question, asking them for directions to nearest Somali restaurant,mosque, depending on her attire , I always give the impression to be out of town, Halimos love hit and run away type arrangements with out of state guys.

 

[Factz]

What is your most favorite pick up line that landed you a number?.

I personally have none and improvise on the spot, being very handsome I enjoy to intimidate xalimos by provaking them ask them for dumbest question, asking them for directions to nearest Somali restaurant,mosque, depending on her attire , I always give the impression to be out of town, Halimos love hit and run away type arrangements with out of state guys.

Just stop by and tell her my phone isn't working and give it to her and if she says why, say it needs your number and khalas she won't reject it but laugh and give you it.

I've used this method twice and it worked so easily. Now I will start grabbing any girls hand if I ever catch feelings but I don't because money is on my mind and I'm making alot of it in a halal way and at the same time studying a top degree.

 

[Manafesto]

Just stop by and tell her my phone isn't working and give it to her and if she says why, say it needs your number and khalas she won't reject it but laugh and give you it.

I've used this method twice and it worked so easily. Now I will start grabbing any girls hand if I ever catch feelings but I don't because money is on my mind and I'm making alot of it in a halal way and at the same time studying a top degree.

Keep grinding brother and stay flexing on these hoes and never ever catch no feeling for self hating halimo who has no respect for our people and history.

Such type hoes shoulde be played like a playstation and ditched them like they suffering Ebola and leave them to marry a madow guy, breading Sangadhuudhi kid.:siilaanyolaugh:

 

[xalimathe6]

Factz

I agree with u. Farahs should have more confidence. There is NO reason a Farah cannot approach a random Xalimo in the Somali mall-- and say to her --- God damn YOU ARE HOOOTT I love your beautiful eyes, can we be friends and soon get married? The answer is almost always YES.

Once he does, that Xalimo will tell her hooyo and his name, and then the hooyo will tell some Khadijo, and then Khadijo will tell some Fadumo who's friend's with that Faraax's hooyo, then that Fadumo will tell his hooyo and he'll get beaten.

 

[buuqiyobalayo]

this nigga annoys me

 

[Factz]

Once he does, that Xalimo will tell her hooyo and his name, and then the hooyo will tell some Khadijo, and then Khadijo will tell some Fadumo who's friend's with that Faraax's hooyo, then that Fadumo will tell his hooyo and he'll get beaten.

You're crazy if you actually believe that.

 

[xalimathe6]

You're crazy if you actually believe that.

What?!?! We all know Xalimos (especially the hooyos) are gossipers

 

[Puntlandtheglorious]

What?!?! We all know Xalimos (especially the hooyos) are gossipers

Wallahi I caught them gossiping about me once I didn’t do anything to them

 

[excuseme]

tramp

 

[Factz]

tramp

Shut up . Tramp means broke and my own designers cost more than your entire existence.