Best one liner you have in your arsenal

[Odkac WRLD]

Whether it is a quote, lyric, or just a saying- what is a one liner you have to crack out in a social setting.

mine are pretty much
-nigga you stank
-that’s what she said
-you bought what you paid for
-you break it you buy it
-buy a man food, he’s fed for a day. Teach him to fish and he’s fed for a lifetime

my personal favorite.

It’s crazy now I’m making money on the daily
I’d be hatin on me too if i wasn’t getting paid
I’d be hatin on me too if I wasn’t getting laid
Onna daily basis, on a daily basis
Presidential brain from yo main, Sarah Palin

what are y’all’s fav saying?

 

[Gallant]

You crushed your wife during wasmo and your heart sucks.

 

[Odkac WRLD]

You crushed your wife during wasmo and your heart sucks.

Okayyyyyyy hmmm

 

[Gallant]

Okayyyyyyy hmmm

I am too kind sometimes.

 

[Odkac WRLD]

I am too kind sometimes.

But most faraxs are lighter than their wives

 

[Maximus]

I drink kaadi therefore I have jaundice

 

[HanadR6]

Aubameyang

 

[Veteran]

white babies shoot up baby schools, black babulas dont

 

[Xasusi]

One shade the more, one ray the less
Had half impaired the nameless grace
Which waves in every ravens tress

This is of the top of my dome aswell