BECOMING A SPERM DONOR!!!!

[DeadStar]

I’ve been thinking lately about becoming a sperm donor.
Just this week I’ve been asked where I was from by 16 different people, majority of’em being women. I get it a lot lately ever since I started combat training.
It really hurts me that my geeljire DNA is going to waste, I’ve already put an ad on Craigslist advertising my services, at first it was to troll, but the responses I’ve been getting was just shocking. The amount of desperate women out there is just baffling.

Anyways, To all my lovely xalimos who are in their 30’s, there’s hope for y’all after all. Stay healthy and happy hunting ladies.

Tell me what y’all think coz it’s just destroying me inside thinking of all the babies I’m murdering in the shower and on ajnabi es.

 

[Xooshdheere]

@sophisticate

 

[supz]

The criteria to becoming a sperm donor.

• At least 5'9'' tall
• Between 19 and 38 years old
• Sexual partners are exclusively female
• Currently attending or have graduated from college
• Are in good health
• Caucasian

 

[Xooshdheere]

The criteria to becoming a sperm donor.

• At least 5'9'' tall
• Between 19 and 38 years old
• Sexual partners are exclusively female
• Currently attending or have graduated from college
• Are in good health
• Caucasian

b-b-but

 

[DeadStar]

The criteria to becoming a sperm donor.

• At least 5'9'' tall
• Between 19 and 38 years old
• Sexual partners are exclusively female
• Currently attending or have graduated from college
• Are in good health
• Caucasian

Wtf does being white have to do with any of this?

 

[Hawaa]

I wana donate my eggs

 

[DeadStar]

I wana donate my eggs

Naa wax waalan baa tahay meel fadiiso.

 

[supz]

Wtf does being white have to do with any of this?

Most women who want to receive sperm donations are white...

 

[Zailah]

The criteria to becoming a sperm donor.

• At least 5'9'' tall
• Between 19 and 38 years old
• Sexual partners are exclusively female
• Currently attending or have graduated from college
• Are in good health
• Caucasian

You’re not white

 

[DeadStar]

Most women who want to receive sperm donations are white...

And you wanna tell me all those women want white babies?
Warya no one can resist these geeljire Strains bro.
Wallahi Somali Niggaz just need to take care of their bodies and watch the flood gates of siil just open up.
We are one group of good looking muhfuckas wallahi

 

[Hawaa]

Naa wax waalan baa tahay meel fadiiso.

Lol why not. I have all that you look for in female. Light skin, Futo wayn, timo dhirir, naaso dhay, and last but not least caqli&ilbaxnimo

 

[arawelo 2.0]

Naa wax waalan baa tahay meel fadiiso.

are you jealous that you can wank into a cup for a lifetime and still not make the amount of money she can make from one egg?

 

[DeadStar]

are you jealous that you can wank into a cup for a lifetime and still not make the amount of money she can make from one egg?

You forgetting she black tho.

The black egg is worthless compared to a black sperm(no offense)

 

[Xooshdheere]

Lol why not. I have all that you look for in female. Light skin, Futo wayn, timo dhirir, naaso dhay, and last but not least caqli&ilbaxnimo

please, tell us more those eggs must be worth $16,000

 

[DeadStar]

@Hawaa walaal I’m sure you’re a cutie but a black woman’s egg is worthless in that market.
Honestly speaking.

 

[arawelo 2.0]

She black tho. The black egg is worthless compared to a black sperm(no offense)

Nah mate, you got it twisted
Black sperm is said to not even be worth the energy it takes to freeze it. i've heard sperm banks dump it periodically cos nobody wants it

 

[Hawaa]

please, tell us more those eggs must be worth $16,000

Aka the price of our mehr

 

[DeadStar]

Nah mate, you got it twisted
Black sperm is said to not even be worth the energy it takes to freeze it. i've heard sperm banks dump it periodically cos nobody wants it

But luckily we a different breed of BLACK. Tell me what white woman wouldn’t want an exotic looking baby.
If it’s the nose.... check.
If it’s the hair......check( but I gotta Afro)
If it’s the height.....check(but I’m 4’10)

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That baby would be A geeljire goddess.

 

[supz]

You’re not white

No shit.

 

[DeadStar]

Aka the price of our mehr

You can’t be that expensive.