Bahal Appreciation Thread

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

Bahal is an atheist who is tired of criticizing the religious because he knows they are hopeless. Recently he became nationalist and cares deeply about the Qalbidhaqax fiasco, partly because he's also OG . He racked up 18,000 posts in 5 months when the site first started, and after coming into contact with people like @R.Kelly, he knew this wasn't the place for him. Bahal chose his username by mistake, thinking it translated to 'beast', which is not the case, and hasn't been able to change it since. Anyway, let's have a round of applause for Bahal.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Bahal reminds me of a west African dictator. I know he would get off on a sick torture. Oh and he's also a qabiliste but loves hiding it. Rumor has it he spoke to Farmaajo after the elections and tried to give him some pointers on how to dictate. Oh yeah I heard another rumor that he's a romantic guy but he's afraid to show that side of him. He once drove 9 hours for a girl he met at shake shack, no wait that's @R.Kelly never mind.



@ArchBishopofAtheism finally you're on B.

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

Bahal reminds me of a west African dictator. I know he would get off on a sick torture. Oh and he's also a qabiliste but loves hiding it. Rumor has it he spoke to Farmaajo after the elections and tried to give him some pointers on how to dictate. Oh yeah I heard another rumor that he's a romantic guy but he's afraid to show that side of him. He once drove 9 hours for a girl he met at shake shack, no wait that's @R.Kelly never mind.



@ArchBishopofAtheism finally you're on B.

Making progress

 

[DuctTape]

@Bahal is one of the most consistently funny posters on this site, although he's been less active lately.
Shoutouts to him

 

[Bahal]

Ayyyyyylmao

 

[NotMyL]

Lmao @ thinking his username will translate to beast @Bahal is that true? All I think of when I see your name is harmless animal

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

18,000 posts in five months? I thought I was a loser. I've been rendered immobile by two hip operations. What's his excuse?

You've got the story of his name backwards. Literally. @Bahal chose his name not to sound like a beast. But to honor the persecutor of the nabi Abu Lahab. Bahal is Lahab spelled backwards. It's one kafir saluting another kafir. It's his way of saying not only that he's an atheist, but that he is the prophet's gaal uncle. Subhanallah. This murtad is creative. He's thinking on multiple dissing levels.

What happened Arch? I thought you were well versed in kafir history. Maybe you're not an atheist after all.

@ArchBishopofAtheism

 

[Bahal]

18,000 posts in five months? I thought I was a loser. I've been rendered immobile by two hip operations. What's his excuse?

You've got the story of his name backwards. Literally. @Bahal chose his name not to sound like a beast. But to honor the persecutor of the nabi Abu Lahab. Bahal is Lahab spelled backwards. It's one kafir saluting another kafir. It's his way of saying not only that he's an atheist, but that he is the prophet's gaal uncle. Subhanallah. This murtad is creative. He's thinking on multiple dissing levels.

What happened Arch? I thought you were well versed in kafir history. Maybe you're not an atheist after all.

@ArchBishopofAtheism

I feel like JK Rowling

 

[Xooshdheere]

@Bahal is autistic

 

[Bahal]

@Bahal is autistic

Fadlan this is an appreciation thread not a roast.

 

[star]

I think most of the funny ratings I give go to him

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

I feel like JK Rowling

JKR is a pious sister. She doesn't persecute the anbiya. Matter of fact I used to date a girl who went to the same Methodist kaniisad as her. Tells me she's bursting with iman.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Fadlan this is an appreciation thread not a roast.

The best 'preciation threads are a roast.

 

[Khad714]

A bahal is a bahal. He must behave like a bahal. Let's appreciate the bahalnimo in @Bahal

 

[Bahal]

I want more praise aabihin wasee

 

[Khad714]

I want more praise aabihin wasee

Bahalka wijiga xun le.
Sun socoto waaye.

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[hindhisle]

@Bahal is one of the good posters here.


Kacaan 2.0 is coming but this its will be ruled through capitalism means. Are you ready jaalle.