Attention All E1b1b and E3b1 get your free 23andMe report.

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Rageethi,

Any of you 50,000-year-old bastards interested in getting your DNA done for free?

Or are you guys afraid you might find out that you are 40% Arab, Or 60% Bantu?

This is the single greatest fear of @UncleMenace and @Hawdian
:chrisfreshhah:
With all these social media and youtube videos being posted by Cushite Deficient Duulii's!

Who is really a Somali?

I did mine and found out I'm 95% E1B1B and 91% E3B1.

Should I post a video and put some respect on the Somali Genome or am I just creating
a new Qabil?

...Wait what! yes, you heard that right! Larry the Puntite has more Somali DNA than
80% of the Qabalist on this site.
:damn:


Anywho.

23andMe is desperate to place Cushitic types.

:damnmusic:"We are also gathering data from individuals with all four grandparents from Somalia, Sudan and Ethiopia to aid in identifying ancestry for more recent immigrants and to improve our reference populations for Africa."


Wait..."Recent Immigrants"?..How do "Recent immigrants not know their lineage"?

Anyways, are any of you Laangabs scared of finding out your true DNA?

Click below and look at this angry E3B1 flip-out in the comment section. The reply is too funny.

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Xaasiids,

Do you know how you end Qabil?

By taking a DNA test from your Sultan and Proving he was ARAB.
:camby:


With all the recent rants on social media and youtube about if Somali's are
ARAB or if they are Bantu.

I think with these finding's we can expedite ourselves out of the Arab league
since Arab's claim Somali's genetically and not the other way around.

So....

Make sure you send them an Email: africaproject@23andMe.com

It might say we aren't accepting people from your location. But if you email them,
I think they can help you find out how Laangaab you really are, and if you should be deported
to Arabia...hahahaha thank you for reading this far.


Here's the Link: https://blog.23andme.com/23andme-research/the-african-genetics-project/
 

Galaeri

USC | Ururka Bililiqada iyo Kufsiga
Can the test show if your a sheegato lol?

I plan on doing one of these inshallah.
 

Galaeri

USC | Ururka Bililiqada iyo Kufsiga
Will you show us if you have Arab or Bantu in you?

I need to know if you can hang in the "Verified Pure Breed" Private Thread.

No. That would destroy my identity that I have been holding onto all my life. I would still act like a sheegato if that were the case :farole:.
 

Mudug-Madman

Gaalkacyo Gangster
I'd take it, but I have two concerns:

1. This is all an NWO plot to obtain and store all of our genetic information.
2. If I'm less then 95% Cushitic, I may have to kill myself to eliminate my impure DNA from the Somali gene pool.
 
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