GENETICS Attention All E1b1b and E3b1 get your free 23andMe report.

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Rageethi,

Any of you 50,000-year-old bastards interested in getting your DNA done for free?

Or are you guys afraid you might find out that you are 40% Arab, Or 60% Bantu?

This is the single greatest fear of @UncleMenace and @Hawdian

With all these social media and youtube videos being posted by Cushite Deficient Duulii's!

Who is really a Somali?

I did mine and found out I'm 95% E1B1B and 91% E3B1.

Should I post a video and put some respect on the Somali Genome or am I just creating
a new Qabil?

...Wait what! yes, you heard that right! Larry the Puntite has more Somali DNA than
80% of the Qabalist on this site.



Anywho.

23andMe is desperate to place Cushitic types.

"We are also gathering data from individuals with all four grandparents from Somalia, Sudan and Ethiopia to aid in identifying ancestry for more recent immigrants and to improve our reference populations for Africa."


Wait..."Recent Immigrants"?..How do "Recent immigrants not know their lineage"?

Anyways, are any of you Laangabs scared of finding out your true DNA?

Click below and look at this angry E3B1 flip-out in the comment section. The reply is too funny.




Xaasiids,

Do you know how you end Qabil?

By taking a DNA test from your Sultan and Proving he was ARAB.



With all the recent rants on social media and youtube about if Somali's are
ARAB or if they are Bantu.

I think with these finding's we can expedite ourselves out of the Arab league
since Arab's claim Somali's genetically and not the other way around.

So....

Make sure you send them an Email: africaproject@23andMe.com

It might say we aren't accepting people from your location. But if you email them,
I think they can help you find out how Laangaab you really are, and if you should be deported
to Arabia...hahahaha thank you for reading this far.


Here's the Link: https://blog.23andme.com/23andme-research/the-african-genetics-project/

 

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I'm doing mine. Waiting for it to come by mail

@UncleMenace

My reminder for you to send it you animal

 

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I'm doing mine. Waiting for it to come by mail

@UncleMenace

My reminder for you to send it you animal

Can adjust the "Like" button to hit 100000!! if a member is above 90%.

Wait, I think we need to open up a banking fund to protect the endangered pure bloods.

Pure breeds get economic incentives in the 22nd century somalia.

 

[Adheer Warsame]

Somalis aren't Arab, nor are we Bantu
We are not negroid
We are not Semitic
We are pure, Cushitic, Hamitic Somalis
That's it.
S O M A L I

 

[Galaeri]

Can the test show if your a sheegato lol?

I plan on doing one of these inshallah.

 

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Somalis aren't Arab, nor are we Bantu
We are not negroid
We are not Semitic
We are pure, Cushitic, Hamitic Somalis
That's it.
S O M A L I

Can you take the test please.

We need to know if Adheer Warsame has Semitic mistrust.

 

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Can the test show if your a sheegato lol?

I plan on doing one of these inshallah.

Will you show us if you have Arab or Bantu in you?

I need to know if you can hang in the "Verified Pure Breed" Private Thread.

 

[Galaeri]

Will you show us if you have Arab or Bantu in you?

I need to know if you can hang in the "Verified Pure Breed" Private Thread.

No. That would destroy my identity that I have been holding onto all my life. I would still act like a sheegato if that were the case .

 

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No. That would destroy my identity that I have been holding onto all my life. I would still act like a sheegato if that were the case .

 

[merka]

Nothing is going to change. Instead of bragging over qabils, Somalis will brag about how much cushitic DNA they have.

 

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Nothing is going to change. Instead of bragging over qabils, Somalis will brag about much cushitic DNA they have.

You mean Arab DNA

 

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@LarryThePuntite Can people from say Australia partake in this?

 

[Mudug-Madman]

I'd take it, but I have two concerns:

1. This is all an NWO plot to obtain and store all of our genetic information.
2. If I'm less then 95% Cushitic, I may have to kill myself to eliminate my impure DNA from the Somali gene pool.

 

[merka]

If I'm less then 95% Cushitic, I may have to kill myself to eliminate my impure DNA from the Somali gene pool.

No need to be so extreme. Just get a vasectomy

 

[Mudug-Madman]

No need to be so extreme. Just get a vasectomy

I won't be able to live with myself knowing my whole life was a lie.

 

[Knowthyself]

I'm from canada it doesn't work for me.

 

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Send an email to mailto:africaproject@23andMe.com

 

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@LarryThePuntite Can people from say Australia partake in this?

Yeah send them an email mailto:africaproject@23andMe.com

 

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I'd take it, but I have two concerns:

1. This is all an NWO plot to obtain and store all of our genetic information.
2. If I'm less then 95% Cushitic, I may have to kill myself to eliminate my impure DNA from the Somali gene pool.

Hahahahaha

 

[rabshole]

Nothing is going to change. Instead of bragging over qabils, Somalis will brag about how much cushitic DNA they have.

Somalis from Puntland have the highest percentage of Cushitic ancestry of the Somali peninsula (99%).

I swear, I have compared them to other Somalis before.

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