Athiest xaliimos, would you marry a somali muslim guy

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Human

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Hugo said:
Oh I feel u I was once a peasant too I will send u one of my finest bottles of Buxton water
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I'm not a peasant. Like, how is this 'peasant' able to have an internet connection with five bars without browsing this thread in a Somali internet cafe.

Yeah, you go send the post to the Royal Mail like everyone in this fucking country already does. Even the local lad from benefits street sends his shit to the Royal Mail.

Plus, tap water is known to be better than bottled water. So, you best throw them bottled water away and start drinking tap water like all us other 'peasants'.

:russ:
 
Don

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Human said:
I'm not a peasant. Like, how is this 'peasant' able to have an internet connection with five bars without browsing this thread in a Somali internet cafe.

Yeah, you go send the post to the Royal Mail like everyone in this fucking country already does. Even the local lad from benefits street sends his shit to the Royal Mail.

Plus, tap water is known to be better than bottled water. So, you best throw them bottled water away and start drinking tap water like all us other 'peasants'.

:russ:
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A peasant with anger issues :ehh:

I can imagine u leeching of mcdonalds WiFi

:drakekidding:
 
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Human

Human

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Hugo said:
A peasant with anger issues :ehh:

I can imagine u leeching of mcdonalds WiFi

:drakekidding:
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I do not have anger issues. Plus, why do you make it seem like a good thing? C'mon, mate, spill the beans.

I leech from my local library's Wi-Fi due to the advantages my library card has. But, you leech from a bunch of strangers' Wi-Fi whenever you need the internet.

The convo is always like this

Hugo: My brother stole money from my family and I need the internet to access important information from my phone to track him down. Please, can I use your internet?

Stranger 1: Yeah, sure, hunny pie. We need more people like you in the United Kingdom instead of these Eastern Europerans stealing our jobs. I'm so glad Brexit happened(more rubbish comes from this person's mouth and you take their phone whilst they are talking shit to you).

At least, I do not need to lie to get what I want.

You in the other hand

:camby:
 
Don

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Human said:
I do not have anger issues. Plus, why do you make it seem like a good thing? C'mon, mate, spill the beans.

I leech from my local library's Wi-Fi due to the advantages my library card has. But, you leech from a bunch of strangers' Wi-Fi whenever you need the internet.

The convo is always like this

Hugo: My brother stole money from my family and I need the internet to access important information from my phone to track him down. Please, can I use your internet?

Stranger 1: Yeah, sure, hunny pie. We need more people like you in the United Kingdom instead of these Eastern Europerans stealing our jobs. I'm so glad Brexit happened(more rubbish comes from this person's mouth and you take their phone whilst they are talking shit to you).

At least, I do not need to lie to get what I want.

You in the other hand

:camby:
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:tocry:That's my life for u
 
Human

Human

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Hugo said:
:tocry:That's my life for u
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That's your life?

Damn, I expected a 3D Shape at least not some next up 2D shape.

Your 'life' be looking like

2dshape_2d_shape.jpg
 
Human

Human

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Hugo said:
But u don't have ur own WiFi and libar is free
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I'm degenerating.

How can one sentence from some next up abdi affect my brain so much.

Na, I would rather go my local library alone but you can stand outside and stare if you want.

I don't mind.

:manny:
 
Human

Human

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Hugo said:
Public library :hahaidiot:
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There are many public libraries. But, I'm sure your selection of public libraries are qashin.

It's better to go along with mine. After all, you are a little boy

:pachah1:

Oh shit. I think I clocked what you meant

:deadmanny:
 
Don

Don

Human said:
There are many public libraries. But, I'm sure your selection of public libraries are qashin.

It's better to go along with mine. After all, you are a little boy

:pachah1:

Oh shit. I think I clocked what you meant

:deadmanny:
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It's late when will u go home and stop leeching of the libraries WiFi I'm sure it's closed this time
 
Human

Human

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Hugo said:
It's late when will u go home and stop leeching of the libraries WiFi I'm sure it's closed this time
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:lolbron:

I'm at home. Noo, as much as how fun the library is, I don't do that. Plus, the library closes way before 11pm. Why would I be chilling in the library at 11:36pm?

You're sweet wallahi.
 
Don

Don

Human said:
:lolbron:

I'm at home. Noo, as much as how fun the library is, I don't do that. Plus, the library closes way before 11pm. Why would I be chilling in the library at 11:36pm?

You're sweet wallahi.
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I can imagine u sitting in the front door of the lib8

And the security guard keeps yelling at u but u keep running around the outskirts of the library doing 360s

You're miskiin walahi
 
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