Athiest xaliimos, would you marry a somali muslim guy

[Don]

Oh shit. You are a female, aren't you.

Damnnn, why are you so thirsty today? Are you dehydrated today?

Here is the finest type of water anyone could possibly have. Enjoy.

I recommend Buxton water abayo ver bad choices keep that up and you'll be eating baasto alone for the rest of ur life

 

[DuctTape]

Darling, khat comes from tress you know

 

[fox]

Theres this beautiful Mareexan atheist girl i know from my uni.

I want to marry her because shes so hot but shes not even muslim

Is the uni in london? I havent come across a lot of somali gaals in real life.

 

[Jeesto]

It's not that bad

hayeSpeaking from experience?

 

[DuctTape]

Come on I'll spread my cheeks far and wide whilst I emerse your entire face with my cellulite, oh and I haven't washed for a few days so you can really obsorb my pheromones at such a close proximity you will be delighted with the smell radiating eternally daddy would like that yeah ??

 

[Human]

I recommend Buxton water abayo ver bad choices keep that up and you'll be eating baasto alone for the rest of ur life

b-b-b-bu-but I want to eat baasto with you, baby. Let us drink the Buxton water together.

 

[cantspeak]

b-b-b-bu-but I want to eat baasto with you, baby. Let us drink the Buxton water together.

oh sht, nigga finally found his mate.


I hearby pronounce @Human and @Hugo as the first inter racial couple on sspot

 

[Human]

oh sht, nigga finally found his mate.


I hearby pronounce @Human and @Hugo as the first inter racial couple on sspot

What?????????????????

Inter-racial?

Where is this nigga from?

 

[Jeesto]

Please give us your expert dirty filthy language in Somali ??

I'll pass this one on to you @TheWeekday

 

[Paladin]

I am flattered. Oh stop it, you!

Some how you have flipped this on me.

 

[Human]

Some how you have flipped this on me.

I have my ways

 

[Don]

What?????????????????

Inter-racial?

Where is this nigga from?

I am half cadaan half somali bantu

 

[Paladin]

I am half cadaan half somali bantu

You r perfect for the non binary gender male/female brother named Human.

 

[Human]

I am half cadaan half somali bantu

I have never heard of that mix before.

Is your hooyo cadaan or somali bantu?

Wait, are you sure you aren't lying?

You sure you are not saying it so people can be like OMG LIKE YOU ARE SO EXOTIC. LIKE WHAT IS SOMALI BANTU? IS IT SOME LIKE NEW BAND??????????????? IF THEY ARE, I WOULD TOTALLY GO TO THEIR CONCERT.

lord have mercy

 

[Don]

I have never heard of that mix before.

Is your hooyo cadaan or somali bantu?

Wait, are you sure you aren't lying?

You sure you are not saying it so people can be like OMG LIKE YOU ARE SO EXOTIC. LIKE WHAT IS SOMALI BANTU? IS IT SOME LIKE NEW BAND??????????????? IF THEY ARE, I WOULD TOTALLY GO TO THEIR CONCERT.

lord have mercy

I think u need some Buxton water

 

[Human]

I think u need some Buxton water

I had milk a while ago.

It's ok, mate, I'm alright.

I'm quite flattered that you care about my well-being.

Plus, I'm not about that Buxton Water life. Hard water, from UK taps, is the way to go.

 

[cantspeak]

I had milk a while ago.

It's ok, mate, I'm alright.

I'm quite flattered that you care about my well-being.

Plus, I'm not about that Buxton Water life. Hard water, from UK taps, is the way to go.

you are like the only person I know that actually drinks tap water

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[Don]

I had milk a while ago.

It's ok, mate, I'm alright.

I'm quite flattered that you care about my well-being.

Plus, I'm not about that Buxton Water life. Hard water, from UK taps, is the way to go.

Oh I feel u I was once a peasant too I will send u one of my finest bottles of Buxton water

 

[EternalLightX]

you are like the only person I know that actually drinks tap water

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What do you drink ? your kidneys are dying lol

 

[black]

Oh I feel u I was once a peasant too I will send u one of my finest bottles of Buxton water

Nigga said Buxton water