Artificial insemination

[Karats]

I had convinced myself my parents had me via artificial insemination since the time I learned about intercourse. Until my dad got mad at me today, and said he wished he had just slept (the night I was conceived).

Ewwww wtf

 

[heavyrealm]

I had convinced myself my parents had me via artificial insemination since the time I learned about intercourse. Until my dad got mad at me today, and said he wished he had just slept (the night I was conceived).

Ewwww wtf

Tf

 

[Shimbiris]

I had convinced myself my parents had me via artificial insemination since the time I learned about intercourse. Until my dad got mad at me today, and said he wished he had just slept (the night I was conceived).

Ewwww wtf

Get a diary, abayo. Or a boyfriend who's a good listener or a therapist. Ain't nobody out here need to know this.

 

[Timo Jareer and proud]

wtf you're female?

 

[486th President]

 

[486th President]

wtf you're female?

I just learned that yesterday

 

[Karats]

Why y'all love derailing my threads

 

[Karim]

Artificial insemination were never prevalent amongst the Somali community. Maybe your dad was tired of your repetitive questions about this conspiracy theory in yo head. Don't press his buttons.

 

[Champion]

Don't feel bad. Allah has created you the same as any other thing.

 

[Dalmoor]

Until my dad got mad at me today, and said he wished he had just slept

That's messed up but damn lmaoo

 

[Karats]

Don't feel bad. Allah has created you the same as any other thing.

You're like Jiron. You super nice man keep it up

 

[Shimbiris]

Why y'all love derailing my threads

I'm sorry, abowe. Did I misgender you? Raali iga noqo. Bronounska jeceshahay ma ogeen.

 

[Karats]

I'm sorry, abowe. Did I misgender you? Raali iga noqo. Bronounska jeceshahay ma ogeen.

Not "bronoun"

 

[Villainess]

Wallahi I remember in 5th grade I had an argument with this Native American girl. She said her parents had sex and me (being a proud young muslim) said "no! that is haram. it is a huge sin in Islam"

she looked at me like and asked how I was born

And I said that we pray to god for a baby
I swear to god this is a true story

 

[Karats]

Wallahi I remember in 5th grade I had an argument with this Native American girl. She said her parents had sex and me (being a proud young muslim) said "no! that is haram. it is a huge sin in Islam"

she looked at me like and asked how I was born

And I said that we pray to god for a baby
I swear to god this is a true story

Lol you were innocent af.

 

[Dalmoor]

No way is @Karats a female someone kill me

I suspected was a she but I learned that in the "post your portrait" thread I was like no way that is a faarax. She has nice chin
no more info...wabillahi tawqfiq

 

[Villainess]

Lol you were innocent af.

And the fact that I had a full blown argument with her embarrasses me to this day...

 

[Shimbiris]

Not "bronoun"

No "P" in Soomaali, 'bowe. Being accurate.



Side uu hadlan wa Buntland, not Puntland.

 

[Revolutionary]

And the fact that I had a full blown argument with her embarrasses me to this day...

Ah child innocence, I remember in the sixth grade a kid tried teaching me where babies come from, by the end of the day i thought you had to pee inside a woman

 

[Shimbiris]

Ah child innocence, I remember in the sixth grade a kid tried teaching me where babies come from, by the end of the day i thought you had to pee inside a woman

At one point as a wee one I thought babies were made through kissing. Through the saliva exchange.