Are these the biggest ears you’ve ever seen?

[MI]

Randolph Alles, nicknamed “Dumbo” by President Donald Trump, served as the 25th Director of the Secret Service (he’d hear you plotting against the United States from miles away) before stepping down to become the Under Secretary of Homeland Security, has the biggest ears I’ve ever seen.

I believe this man to be some sort of cryptid or sub-race of tremendous hearing not yet explored by scientific inquiry

 

[Aurelian]

Randolph Alles, nicknamed “Dumbo” by President Donald Trump, served as the 25th Director of the Secret Service (he’d hear you plotting against the United States from miles away) before stepping down to become the Under Secretary of Homeland Security, has the biggest ears I’ve ever seen.

I believe this man to be some sort of cryptid or sub-race of tremendous hearing not yet explored by scientific inquiry

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[Miro]

Cadaans are more monkey than any human group, not an insult just a matter of fact.

 

[Medulla]

He just has protruding ears if he pinned them it wouldn't look too crazy

 

[MI]

He just has protruding ears if he pinned them it wouldn't look too crazy

Here are his ears seen from profile. Still looks like a ferengi

 

[Medulla]

Here are his ears seen from profile. Still looks like a ferengi
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You're xasiid LMFAOOOOOOOOO

 

[BetterDaysAhead]

inbreeding

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

remember kids: don't f*ck your cousins or else your children will look just like that

 

[psyche]

I'm starting to appreciate my small ears after seeing those.

 

[anyways]

Stop it, Allah created him with beautiful big ears