Anyone remember Somalilife?

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merka

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The Cushitic One said:
He thinks we're honeymooning in hargesia, but I've got other plans!

:mjlol:



When are my camels being delivered?

I want a exotic island, where no one
Can hear your screams ......
:trumpsmirk:Also I have brought
You a mankini, I want you to put
A show on for me :diddyass:
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The camels are right here :drakekidding:
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You need to worry about keeping yourself quiet. I can keep it going for so long that you'll beg me to stop. :mjhaps:

The islands here suck. I'll take you to some remote area in the mountains instead. If any nomads hear anything when they walk by they'll just think there's some hyenas in the bush.:trumpsmirk:

Mankini? Isn't that the shit Borat wears? :damn:

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The Cushitic One

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merka said:
The camels are right here :drakekidding:
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You need to worry about keeping yourself quiet. I can keep it going for so long that you'll beg me to stop. :mjhaps:

The islands here suck. I'll take you to some remote area in the mountains instead. If any nomads hear anything when they walk by they'll just think there's some hyenas in the bush.:trumpsmirk:

Mankini? Isn't that the shit Borat wears? :damn:

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You just gave me a graphic image,
You should be writing smutty
Novels, you seem like you'd
Be very good at it .....:banderas:

I enjoyed reading that immensely :diddyass:

Baby camels, omg.... I would've hugged
Them all, tell them their new mummy
Is coming!

:mjhaps: I've seen both the fifty shades
Of grey films, bring it on :stevej:
 
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merka

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The Cushitic One said:
You just gave me a graphic image,
You should be writing smutty
Novels, you seem like you'd
Be very good at it .....:banderas:

I enjoyed reading that immensely :diddyass:

Baby camels, omg.... I would've hugged
Them all, tell them their new mummy
Is coming!

:mjhaps: I've seen both the fifty shades
Of grey films, bring it on :stevej:
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This is nothing. I have to keep it PG-13 cause there's kids using this forum. :browtf:

You know where to go for the R rated content :hillarybiz:
 
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El padrone

Hedonist, Depressive realist, Existential nihilist
The Cushitic One said:
You just gave me a graphic image,
You should be writing smutty
Novels, you seem like you'd
Be very good at it .....:banderas:

I enjoyed reading that immensely :diddyass:

Baby camels, omg.... I would've hugged
Them all, tell them their new mummy
Is coming!

:mjhaps: I've seen both the fifty shades
Of grey films, bring it on :stevej:
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Cushite macaanto watch 9 1/2 weeks. amazing movie. top notch stuff. it will make ur kastuumo qoyaan all over the place.

This are some of my alltime fav movies; two by my very own michael fassbender; shame and dangerous mind.

also check out, secretary and eyes wide shut. it will make u chase sexual unicorns, never to be satisfied ever again :jcoleno:
 
The Cushitic One

The Cushitic One

El padrone said:
Cushite macaanto watch 9 1/2 weeks. amazing movie. top notch stuff. it will make ur kastuumo qoyaan all over the place.

This are some of my alltime fav movies; two by my very own michael fassbender; shame and dangerous mind.

also check out, secretary and eyes wide shut. it will make u chase sexual unicorns, never to be satisfied ever again. :jcoleno:

also check others too; eyes wide shut.
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I love Michael fassbender!

Have you seen junior? It's when the
Guy gets pregnant!

Insha'Allah technology will make
This a reality and my future
Husband can carry the babies!
:banderas:

I've never seen shame lol I've seen
eyes wide shut and the secretary lol
you're kinky
 
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El padrone

Hedonist, Depressive realist, Existential nihilist
The Cushitic One said:
I love Michael fassbender!

Have you seen junior? It's when the
Guy gets pregnant!

Insha'Allah technology will make
This a reality and my future
Husband can carry the babies!
:banderas:

I've never seen shame lol I've seen
eyes wide shut and the secretary lol
you're kinky
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Wow! u have watched the best out there if u seen eyes wide shut and secretary.

Fifty shades is pfft compared to shame and dangerous mind walaahi. I dont wanna spoil for u but michael in shame is basically me minus the bit where a dude sucks his !
hopefully i wont turn like him at the end. subxaanaka yaa cadiim.

now go grab some salool and xalwad and stream shame from netflix. when ur done watchin you will be hot and heavy, u better work it girl after that :ahh:
 
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