Anyone here wanna go into Safari Lodge business in Somalia with me. We have plenty of animals (Geeljires). Our Masai Mara wld be Mogadishu.

[Grigori Rasputin]

There’s customers for this. There are daredevils out there.

This will be lucrative.

The 5 days itinerary will start with a tour of Villa Somalia. A ranger will explain to the vacationers that this is home of the silverback of the xoolo.

Then the ranger will drive them to Liido beach to explain that this is “waterhole the animals drink from. Look at them enjoying today’s sunshine. At this moment they are timid. Any moment they might attack one another “.

Then on to a “pharmacy” and explain this is where they groom one another.

Then on to Aqalka Shacabka and explain this is where the pride hangs out. There’s nothing decided here. They chill here.

 

[Periplus]

And you’re going to give the tour in your broken English??

They’ll probably think you’re an escaped animal playing dress-up.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

And you’re going to give the tour in your broken English??

They’ll probably think you’re an escaped animal playing dress-up.

There will be a disclaimer

 

[Periplus]

There will be a disclaimer

I’ll go into business with you if we include your tuulo in the deal.