Any nice Somali restaurants in Birmingham, UK

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Abdalla

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My Afghan boo went back to her family in midlands. I want to take her and her sister to a Somali restaurant. Any recommendations?
 

Abdalla

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I can’t help you here

Aren’t you worried the Somalis will gossip

If they see me with two greenee eyed pashtuns, the guys will high five me :pachah1:

Besides i am not even from UK let alone Bham :manny:

Oh you still going on with this fake story?
:mjlol:

If i roast you like the other day you would say leave me alone i am 14, i am literally a child kulaha :pachah1:

You cant handle the heat, stay away from the kitchen :camby:
 
If they see me with two greenee eyed pashtuns, the guys will high five me :pachah1:

Besides i am not even from UK let alone Bham :manny:



If i roast you like the other day you would say leave me alone i am 14, i am literally a child kulaha :pachah1:

You cant handle the heat, stay away from the kitchen :camby:
I only made sure you abide by the law :trumpsmirk:
Bullying children is illegal :trumpsmirk:
 

Sophisticate

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Make her wear a Somali garment and carry an artifact than post it on Instagram. :siilaanyosmile:Beware it will be retweeted by brothers in the #xaarlimounit to feast on. They love their bariis confederation style.
 

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:susp: Fkn qabilist Somalis
I even had a Somali girl tell me I shouldn't go to Xawaash because it's owned by Barawanis :umwhat: Tf type of logic is that

Most Somalis don't have that mindset when it comes to buying from Barwaanis or Reer Xamar establishments (as they are ethnic minorities outside of tribal tit-for-tats). However, some Somalis might not support each other because of qabil.
 

Abdalla

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Small health...opposite to salama somali there is an mj restaurant. Good food and you are putting money in a fellow mj. Win win

Small heath is a bit too much somali for my taste. If its mj restaurant, i might get distracted by a fkd session and forget about the two ladies. Too risky, thats like a taking an alcoholic to a bar.
 
Most Somalis don't have that mindset when it comes to buying from Barwaanis or Reer Xamar establishments (as they are ethnic minorities outside of tribal tit-for-tats). However, some Somalis might not support each other because of qabil.
Tbh somalis open same shops next to each other. At one time we had 5 barbers in my area in the same street within 300 meters and 1 sudani. It was pressure for me as the sudani was the best but I knew one of the somalis well. So I used to come 10.30 am to the sudani before somalis open to get a hair cut
 

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Tbh somalis open same shops next to each other. At one time we had 5 barbers in my area in the same street within 300 meters and 1 sudani. It was pressure for me as the sudani was the best but I knew one of the somalis well. So I used to come 10.30 am to the sudani before somalis open to get a hair cut

Immitation and being in the same location is bad for business. :faysalwtf:
 
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