I had a dream that I was the president of Somalia.
I armed rebel groups in order to breakup Ethiopia into ethnic regions which led to a Civil war. This made it easier to absorb Somali Galbeed.
After, I incited somali nationalism in Djibouti and I organised a coup to depose the dictator Ismaaciil Cumar Geelle. Djibouti held a referendum on joining Somalia and it was overwhelmingly YES.
NFD was the the hardest to annex without triggering UN and NATO intervention/sanctions. We had to do what Putin did to Crimea and send in soldiers and hold a referendum quickly to establish legitimacy. We had economic sanctions placed on us but it was worth it. After a year or so, the international community accepted the new borders of Somalia.
Somaliweyn waa muqaddas.